Armageddon Afterparty

Rett returns with stories of home repair and entertaining his family on game day. He also accuses Rush Limbaugh of having a little raisin prostate. The guys talk about the Nike/Colin Kaepernick controversy and the fact that Louis CK is back. Jon offers an impeachment correction. The guys ponder whether they have an HR department and mourn the loss of Burt Reynolds. There is talk of college football and UGA in particular. Indiana decriminalizes gay sex. Jon has a raccoon mystery. TJ talks about the mechanics of breastfeeding, and Rett digs a trench.

For this very special episode, Pigroast and The Reverend Florist get together for the first time without their dear friend and co-host, Dick Loverboy. They talk about Trump, I Am a Killer and Ex Machina (both available on Netflix), and some upcoming movies. Jon explains the logistics of smacking himself in the balls and talks about his most recent standup set. There is some talk of delicious breakfast and some upcoming restaurant changes in Athens

For this very special episode, the guys welcome Owen Hunt aka Bootsy Greenwood to the New Bunker for some discussion of his podcasts, his comedy, and the fact that he is a spiritual junky. They ponder methods of making love to the world, discuss some movies, and talk about the recent glyphosate cancer trial verdict. They give respect to the Hartwell grandmother who choked a rabid bobcat to death with her bare hands, and they talk about the recent Oklahoma Pony Incident and the guy who stole an airplane in Washington as part of one of the best suicides ever. Rett loses his grandfather's trailer. Owen talks about Reality Transurfing and boofing jankum. Rett talks trash about Taco Bell, drops an SSG, and gives his formal opinion on women shitting their pants.

This episode starts out with some peeing and pooping. Then there is some air travel and drug use, some news, and some wallet comparison. The guys talk about their friend Todd, collapsible straws, squeeze sour cream, and proper hydration. Jon complains about the Chick n Fix again. Rett tells his knife story. TJ talks about some home improvement. There is talk of the upcoming Stone Mountain implosion, Arby's, and what a fat piece of shit Jon is. And, RIP Nikolai Volkoff.

The guys get together in the New Bunker to with their friend Chris a fond farewell and to briefly discuss the Georgia gubernatorial race. Rett recommends "Who is America?" Jon asks a Caddyshack question. They discuss how much money it would take to just walk away, ponder the idea of Jon in a cheap werewolf costume, and discuss the possibility of doing a coke-cast. Jon recommends the HBO Robin Williams documentary and talks about a bearded lady at the library. They discuss the origins of some show titles. Jon talks about doing standup...twice. They end up with some talk of UFC, professional wrestling, and a stirring debate over which is nastier, Mick Foley's feet or Mick Foley's balls. And, TJ gets himself kicked off Twitter.

God, it has been a while. The guys gather in their new second bunker for all of that nonsense that you have come to know and love. Rett laments the loss of Justice Anthony Kennedy, and the guys discuss lip tattoos, meteor mining, and cupcakes for gay people. They talk about the Space Force and wonder if John Glenn is dead. They mourn the loss of Anthony Bourdain and debut a new segment called Big Talk with Pigroast. Rett shares his recent magazine articles and gives his review of The Elephant Man. Jon signs up for an open mic. Rett admits to putting his own penis in his mouth, and the guys wonder if gay is funnier when it is between dudes.

Jon offers a Beef n Cheddar update, drinks delicious Flaming Lips beer, and talks about a man that he knows. Rett heeds the call of the River. There is discussion of the Georgia gubernatorial race, Black Pete, and the Tim Horton's shitter. The guys discuss public bidets. Jon talks about sandwiches. TJ has to go take care of a sick child, so Rett and Jon press on without him, talking about the new Georgia phone law, Childish Gambino, meatloaf, Cafe Racer, and the prowess of feta.

Jon eats a Beef n Cheddar, which leads to discussion of the new Predator movie, Bill and Ted 3, Solo, Atlanta, Beetlejuice 2, and the studio politics of Empire Strikes Back. The guys swap piece-of-shit car stories and have a brief discussion about TrumpAmerica. They talk about their friend Jeremiah's wedding and somehow end up in an uncomfortable conversation about sexual assault. They respond to some listener mail. Rett lays out some four-year goals for himself, and they discuss how pretty his mother is. Jon questions the existence of god. TJ hates fat babies. Rett talks about what puberty was like for him, and the guys wish everyone a happy Mutha's Day.

Have you ever been to Helen, Georgia? Well these guys have, and they are going to talk about it. They also give their opinions on water parks, the state of Florida, and Whitewater (TJ hates it). Rett comes up with his 19th million dollar idea. Jon offers corrections and apologies. They discuss Alex Mack and NXIVM, Ponzi schemes vs. pyramid schemes vs. multi-level marketing, and the magic of sauna. TJ has been watching prison shows again. Rett checks his Christian privilege, and the guys debate, once again, whether they should start their own cult.

The guys talk about Kriss Kross, buttholes, and the movie Tremors. TJ and Jon talk about the recent Judah Friedlander show at the 40 Watt. Rett talks about the Greenway. There is talk of Andre the Giant, and they discuss the finer points of going out dick in hand. Jon brings up world ejaculation records. Rett takes part in a crowd work challenge. Jon loses the ability to do math. TJ loves wings. They debate oil money vs. train money. And then things just fall apart at the end. But you should definitely stay tuned for the post-credits scene.