Armageddon Afterparty

Rett tells tale of throwing things that he loves out of windows, which leads to a lengthy discussion about the best orifices in which to hide contraband. The guys swap concussion stories and talk about CTE. There is talk of masturbation technique and pickleball. They discuss UGA football and the BCS tournament. Rett remembers Mousercising, and they wonder if Apache Chief is going to be in the new Justice League movie.

The guys talk about Rett's recent obsession with The Dark Tower, the Menendez brothers, gray pubes, and buttholes. They make fun of Jon's giant head and disgusting fat body. There is an election update and some discussion of the dynamics of a church shooting. They talk about the recent flood of sexual abuse allegations, and Rett talks about Triangle Biscuit and female orgasm tents. There is a UFC 217 recap, talk of white privilege, and drunken tales of cats in distress.

They boys are back together once again. They talk about the name Tim, lunchtime pornography, and the proper spelling of bukkaki. Rett defends Harvey Weinstein. They discuss the best and worst times in American history as well as social media and its effects on relationships. There is talk of Mindhunter, Riverword, and the tv edit of Silence of the Lambs. They discuss the upcoming UFC 217 and the fact that UGA football is number one in the nation. And, they honor their second female listener

In the absence of TJ, Rett and Jon get together and press on without him. There is more talk of the National Anthem Protests. There is also talk of the recent Las Vegas attack and the Second Amendment. They discuss Jon's tactics for dealing with crazies, Tubular Bells, and Perfect Strangers. Jon tries to tell an emergency poo story, but is almost immediately upended by Rett's much better adn more interesting saved-an-old-woman-from-choking-at-Taco's story. They issue some RIPs, discuss the fact that the Juice is Loose, and talk about whether TJ really thinks that Jon hates him.

In the absence of Jon, Rett and TJ get together and press on without him. There is talk of the National Anthem Protest, Dipping Dots, squirting, and general squirting etiquette. Rett recalls his days as a door-to-door salesman. TJ shits on Helen, Georgia, and they both shit on Trump. They discuss Bladerunner 2049. Rett expresses his fear of a truly awful pun. They talk about owl sex, dolphin penises, and Georgia trivia.

The guys discuss the end of the world this Saturday (spoiler alert: didn't happen). Rett makes fun of fat Jon. They talk about Boybutante Drag Bingo and Trivia at Hi-Lo. Rett ruins waffle cones and takes a surprisingly harsh stance on Mammal Toe. Jon's mother-in-law may be a racist. There is discussion of man-scaping, monkey genitalia, Juggalos, and piss-walking. The guys go deep on the Mr. Hands video and basically just trail off at the end.

The guys welcome friend and frequent podcast guest Henry Mitchell III back to The Bunker, where he immediately and rightfully calls them our for a few things from past episodes. They then uncover a massive carny pedophile ring. There is talk of the numerous hurricanes currently bearing down on the United States, pooping habits, and college football. Henry provides a Beastmode update, and TJ wonders whether or not Jon hates him.

The guys kick things off by debating the word "tranny" again, which leads Jon to a serious feeling of deja vu. Rett is fascinated with Teen Moms. TJ is fascinated by Amazon. Rett recalls his recent eclipse field trip. Jon asks several butthole-related questions. Rett runs an obstacle course. The guys finally uncover hard evidence of Jon's racism, discuss hotel etiquette, and wonder what Bill Gates jerks off to. They end up with predictions for the Mayweather McGregor fight, discussion of some Jon Jones news, and Hulk Hogan's penis.

Rett finally admits to rubbing his taint all over Jon's mic when he is not around. The guys discuss Charlottesville. Rett loves the eclipse. Jon may or may not out himself as a complete racist. The guys devote whole sections of the podcast to a single listener. They discuss salsa and sausha and issue a listener challenge. The talk about Westworld, Game of Thrones, The Top Dawg Tavern, and the DEA.

The guys gather once again to talk about the 40 Watt burglary, the mind of your average scumbag, and equine sexual encounters. There is also discussion of nude skydiving and an update on the Trump White House. There are UFC updates, TJ's mom's texts, and bad movies. Rett takes us on a worldwide tour of bad accents and introduces us to a new persona, Tequila Blanco.