The guys gather in the Bunker and celebrate Jon's birthday the best way they know how: by drinking delicious Irish whiskey. There is talk of movies, Bill O'Reilly, and the monkey girl. They offer a contest for listeners. Rett gives a leadership lecture, which will obviously lead to a religious cult. Rett points out that Jon has a big fat head, and there is talk of uncircumcised snacks. TJ brings up Aaron Hernandez's suicide, which of course leads to the Cosby Show, and by extension pivotal moments in history. TJ talks about doing acid and tells some stories. Rett brings up the Multiverse. Jon advances his theory that reality television led to President Trump, and he thinks music sucks now. Happy Birthday, and cash me outside. How bout dat?

The guys come out of the gates hot and revisit the Johnathan Brandis suicide note. Jon shits fries, Rickles dies, and missiles fly. Rett pulls a real bonehead move and runs out of gas. Jon tells the story of losing his virginity and dealing with the Jesus guilt that came shortly after he did. There is discussion of the Michael Madsen sex tape, avocados, and racism. Jon talks about the Doug Stanhope show, TJ talks about the fire in his basement. They discuss the I-85 bridge fire, their favorite Price is Right games, and the comedy of Whoopi Goldberg. There is talk of other podcasts, the Human Rut, and when it is okay to call your significant other a bitch. TJ gives his opinion on ice-water. Jon misuses literal. Rett reveals his obsession with the Christian Slater movie Kuffs. And finally, the guys kick off the Search for Buttman.

I-85 is on fire, Georgia is expanding the use of CBD oil, and Chris Christie is saying we should not judge drug users. Jonathan Brandis loved dolphins. TJ is watching birthing videos. There is discussion of the NC bathroom bill, child molesters, bidets, Cracker Barrel, and the March to the Sea. First letters segment ever. Talk of Ga executions, Scientology, cults, and "How My Dad Was Brainwashed." And finally, titties, grizzlies, and Sizzler.

Jon is sick. The guys talk about Trump parody porn, Mad Men, Jon's new phone, Instagram, comedy specials, Uber, and orgasm noises. Rett defends minorities again. The guys remember Robo-tripping and river trips. They discuss 80's movies, Legion, 80's movies, nude male fight scenes, and dookie policy.

After a bit of a break, the guys gather to talk about ice dildos, The Philadelphia Incident, and the Malice in the Palace. Rett gets ready for his river trip. Jon talks about food. Rett gets racist at 17:40. The guys debate "In Vino, Veritas". Jon talks about 311 and Philly Cheesesteaks again. And...The Legend of Zelda.

Talk of shitty circuses, yoga, and Philly Cheese Steaks. Also New Orleans, the weather, and Trump America. Rett gets called on some illegal parking. Jon really wants to chest kick someone. The guys spend some time discussing white privilege, racism as a function of power, and keeping it real.

Jon hates white people. The guys talk about the Super Bowl, Trump, and Prison Wallets. Rett brings up the Day Without Immigrants. Jon recaps his trip to Columbia SC to see Dave Chappelle. There is talk fo parades, Indiana Jones, and Philly Cheesesteaks.

The guys welcome old friends Henry and Todd into the Bunker for talk of Trump, science, sports, Beastmode, and Star Wars. The give their predictions for the Super Bowl, and debate the best halftime shows. The talk movies, racism, sexism, and the Lost Children of Rockdale County. And Henry celebrates Black History Month.

In their first podcast under President Trump, the guys talk about a lot of things, but it all seems to work it's way back to President Trump: the wall, the inauguration, the protests, the Nazis, immigration, and the world's view of America. There is also talk of tornadoes, Silverados, orgies, the Super Bowl, and Creature Comforts. And Rett does what may be the most unique bad Asian accent we have ever heard.

The guys talk a lot about President Trump. They also discuss giant citori, TJ starting a cartel, and Rett fisting. Predestination, crow funerals, and JRomney also come up. There are some terrible reviews of The OA, Rick and Morty, and Rogue One. And Rett talks about steak and lesbians.