Armageddon Afterparty

So, the long awaited discussion of Bruno Mars's possible cultural appropriation just doesn't happen. Instead, the guys talk about The X-Files, Legion, darts, Strange Brew, and a recent outing to Open Toad. TJ tells tales of his childhood friends jerking off dogs. Jon tells an unusual poop story. Rett recounts the river trip. They discuss the YouTube shooter, media bias, and baby sheep. And they end up talking about The Shocker, diarrhea, and the G-Day Game.

The guys come together once again to discuss Rett's weird-ass dogs, some television shows and movies, and how much Rett hates Siri. Jon tells a dog-kicking story. The guys bid a fond farewell to Stephen Hawking and Richard Jewell. Rett gives a Dark Tower update. Jon talks about seeing a chihuahua recently with a truly massive penis. They discuss climate change and the logistics of Maximum Overdrive. And, they wonder once again, is Jon racist?

The guys come together once again and quickly realize that they have actually been bawling out of control. Discussion of college basketball leads to talk of the opioid crisis. They revel in their memories of the recent Flaming Lips show and mourn the loss of Rett's amazing mustache. TJ reaffirms that he hates rave pants and Jimmy Buffett. A recent bathroom discovery leads to a discussion of proper pooping etiquette. They talk about the Oscars, Ryan Seacrest, and the good old days of "pretty much" consent. There is talk of President Trump and wondering whether or not one can absorb nitrous oxide anally.

Jon steps out for a minute. Rett opines about Millennials. The guys discuss the logistics of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Jon recommends Black Panther. Rett hates memes. TJ can't go to prison. They play Would You Rather? and discuss Cobra Kai. Rett has doggy issues, and they end things by talking about guns, Golden Panda, and Lexington food options in general

The guys kick off with some talk about the recent school shooting in Florida. They also discuss the Winter Olympics, moonshine, and some really weird eating habits. They debate whether one can receive a cold virus from performing oral sex. They talk about the hit new movie, The Ritual, which is now available on Netflix. This episode is proudly brought to you by Cockwrench Liquor.

First of all, one of Rett's stupid dogs crapped in The Bunker, like a jerk. Also, some mystery person snuck in and crapped at Jon's job. The guys discuss murdering child molesters, curling, and the Super Bowl. They talk about all of those maniacs in Philly. Rett goes bowling. They discuss the recent Tide Pod Challenge, and Rett talks about sucking batteries as a child. TJ talks about his beautiful baby, and the guys discuss Solo, the Terminator franchise, and the X-Files. Jon gives his report from a recent open mic, and Rett workshops some material.

The guys come together once more to talk about zero gravity raves, the TV edit of Silence of the Lambs, and the upcoming Flaming Lips concert. TJ comes up with a new motto, and the guys discuss sharing Christ with Siri. Rett tells some jokes. Jon offers a riddle. Our friend Jeremiah murdered his sister. A discussion of Whole 30 transforms into a discussion of anilingus. Talk of AirPods turns into talk about Air Bud. The guys discuss the government shutdown, greased lightpoles in Philly, and The Big Unit. And, they ponder whether or not Jon is, in fact, a bitch.

After a bit of a hiatus, the guys finally get back together in The Bunker to welcome 2018, talk about Georgia football, and apologize for things that Rett says. The guys talk about Down Syndrome, space telescopes, edging, the Me Too Movement, dick punching, Mexican food, and of course, The Dark Tower. Jon throws out some Asian accents. They spend a little time on President Trump's shithole countries comment and offer poorly informed opinions on tax breaks. There is talk of Black Mirror and The Room. They discuss the legality of the Buffalo Bill move, TJ offers up his orgasm noise, and Rett describes his genitals. And they wrap things up with a rousing game of Guess the Omelette.

The guys welcome another guest to The Bunker for this episode, their good friend Adam, and there is discussion of Christmas parades, Christmas concerts, old-time country radio, and Leonardo Dicaprio's penis. They debate the best and worst Zelda games and spend some time discussing University of Georgia football. They review this week in sexual harassment accusations, and Jon attempts to injure Rett's dog live on-air. And, Adam plugs the upcoming Christmas concert of his band Basketball Team on December 23 at The Foundry in beautiful Athens, Georgia.

The guys welcome their second female guest ever to The Bunker, the lovely Allison of the Calla. They talk sweet potatoes, refrigeration, dick-grabbing, and delicious Bell's lasagna. Allison offers a different perspective on the ongoing wave of sexual harassment allegations, and they discuss exactly what a creep Matt Lauer really is. There is talk of gender bias in language and double standards. The guys ponder whether or not they have ever sexually harassed any other guys, and boy have they. They talk about video games, the 3rd Amendment, and the Athens Anti-Discrimination Movement, and they end the episode with some Ric Flair sex math.