Armageddon Afterparty

TJ recalls his recent trip to New York and expresses some frustration with his fellow air-traveling humans. New York is a filthy place. The guys discuss Ecstasy on a Plan vs Acid on a Bus. Jon talks about John Wick 3, Booksmart, and Rotten Tomatoes. There is talk of old penises and the best Adam Sandler movie. RIP Tim Conway again, and RIP Leon Redbone. They discuss TV theme songs and this crazy world we live in. And, they talk about open carry, drones, politics, ocean pollution, teleportation, death, and abortion.

The guys talk about the weather, whiskey and cat presents. RIP Peter Mayhew and Grumpy Cat. They remember a recently deceased UGA professor. TJ goes night putting. Jon gets brunch, returns to a sushi buffet, and shares an SSG. They discuss Game of Thrones, Athens Business Rocks, Heads or Cocktails, and America. Jon's mom gets him in a Thai clinch, and they discuss the recent Summer of 99 Reunion.

Talk of diabetes leads to discussion of giving up a foot, which of course leads to toe fungus. This episode has autistic Trump supporters, weird hillbilly accents, and Redneck Isis. The guys offer up theories on the Notre Dame fire and some Avengers Endgame predictions. There is more talk about townies, Joe Biden, Stephen King, and Twilight on mushrooms. And fronking.

The guys kick off the show by sampling Beastmode's new beer from Akademia Brewing Company, Olen Av Oden, and they find it to be surprisingly delicious. This leads to some toilet talk, black loggers, and the recent songwriter's retreat. They discuss Heads of Cocktails, the Auburn gymnast, and Leaving Neverland. There is talk of some recent white privilege outside of Little Kings and debate about townie targeting. Rett checks the Urblan Dictionary, and the guys discuss Julian Assange's recent arrest. Talk of the recent record-breaking python that was captured in Florida leads to a serious discussion about snake-baiting.

The guys gather once again to discuss racism, chair-breaking, and white privilege. They hit some current events with the Jussie Smollet case and the Mueller report. Jon remembers some college tomfoolery, and Rett remembers smoking mad blunts with the dorm housekeeper. The guys talk about lynching, ranch packets, Us, and Captain Marvel. They also discuss Jon's tone. And, TJ enjoys a delicious Beef n Cheddar.

After some brief technical difficulties, the guys finally get it together enough to produce the quality content that you have come to expect from the Armageddon Afterparty. Rett recounts his recent river trip, and that leads to a discussion of Baptist sex. They guys talk about Open Toad and debate whether or not the hit podcast Heads or Cocktails could ever be held liable for child support. Jon tweets at the President. TJ talks about dick pics. They guys read some listener mail and revisit teaching your children racism. TJ gives a wrestling update, and they discuss Leaving Neverland. And Rett finally erases all doubt that he is in favor of public breastfeeding.

With Dick Loverboy currently floating down the river, the guys were not able to record an episode this week. But, in its place, you are getting something very special: the most recent episode of Heads or Cockails, Mr. Loverboy's other passion project. Listen as Adam, Jack, and Jeremy engage in a battle of wits and of livers at Little Kings in a truly valiant attempt to earn the coveted title of Heads or Cocktails Champion.

The guys come out swinging pretty hard on this one. Apparently, Dr. Seuss is a racist, as is Jesus. They debate whether it is okay to be racist with children. Rett gives a Masked Singer update and reveals his secret New Years Resolution. They discuss the Cohen hearings and the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates. There is talk of free will and the multiverse. TJ gives some parenting insight, and the guys talk about getting old. Jon gives a Crawford water quality update. They discuss the Oscars, and the Reverend Florist is tired and mean.

The guys open with the dulcet tones of Terry Bradshaw and close with a lament for the upcoming loss of Michael Jackson's catalog. In between, they talk about Jussie Smollett, Robert Kraft, Theranos, Brody Stevens, Pen15, Russian Doll, The Sopranos, Heads or Cocktails, gerbils and guinea pigs, the village at the Special Olympics, MAGA hats, top hats, and R. Kelly. Jon revisits whether or not he is offendable, and TJ makes Jon lose it.

Happy Valentine's Day, Survivors. Rett has shame. TJ hates Valentine's Day, but apparently loves minefields. Jon gets farted on in Bells again. There is talk of taint massage, Bill Cosby, Mr. Rogers, and Jeff Bezos' penis. The guys ponder blackface and celebrate National Cheddar Day.