Ever get the feeling the letters of the alphabet are a big, dysfunctional family with conflicting agendas and delusions of grandeur? No? Just me? Tonight's episode is a silly (but soothing) ASMR audio to help you drift off.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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