ASSTROLOGY

Ayyyyoooo FULL MOON IN GEMINI IS HERE! We dedicate this episode to all things full moon. Rach gives us the lowdown on lunar astronomy, eclipses and moon-related folklore. Aud deep dives us into the gemini full moon that’s upon us. We discuss truth, illumination, and the new Age of Air. We hope you’re ready for a big societal shake up. (werewolves included) howls

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You are now entering Sagittarius Season. Put on your adventure cap and fire up your truth engine because we are entering a time of EXPLORATION. For real tho sag szn is a time of great optimism. Let’s learn from our lucky sun in Sag friends about unwavered positivity! We give a lil Babylonian mythology and then Rach and Aud describe what it’s like to have your sun, moon, mercury, venus AND mars in SAGITTARIUS. Hop on board baby, it’s a wild ride.

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AYYOOOO! In case you’ve been living under a rock, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the US Election! Fingers crossed the next four years are considerably less of a train wreck than the last four have been. In the meantime, we query the astrology of ‘good’ leadership. Are there really an exclusive few signs that make good leaders? What is leadership, and what needs unpacking about our perception of it? Why is it okay that Hitler was a sun in Taurus and so are we? Listen to get the juice.

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Delicious, dark n mysterious. It’s SCORPIO SEASON!! In this episode we bask in the shadows of this spooky zodiac sign. Audree poses poignant questions about the scorpion. Rachel shares her own poetry of what it’s like to be a Scorpio rising. It then gets a bit freaky so listen to GET FREAKY WITH US! Hehe

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We BACK! It’s been a hot minute, but we’re not forgetting to celebrate our lovely Libran siblings. This episode Rach takes the reins, shedding some light and love on these quietly troublesome, peace loving peas. We celebrate the kickass Oracle of Delphi, talk refinement and mediation, and discover if Libra’s really are as slutty as Audree says.

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In this episode we address the planet we (may) have been putting off. The passionate & fiery MARS!!! Your Mars placement asks the question: Where and how do you attain what you value & desire? Rachel passionately shares her research into the astronomy and mythology of THE RED PLANET. Audree brings up the duality of the planets, how it fits into our identities and the wider conversations of gender, the patriarchy and colonialism. Sexy and vital Mars seeks to ignite the force of life within you!

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WE ARE RISING LIKE OUR ASCENDANTS! Today we dig deep into the third member of the astrological trifecta - the Rising Sign! Aud and Rach bash out some basics, and then divulge on each ASScendant Placement. Aud talks us through the impact of other 1st House placements, Rach gives a shout out to the impact of the rising sign on childhood, and then we get reeeeal chaotic. No apologies, we ownin’ it like an Aquarius rising would.

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Should I stay or should I virGO? Shitty pun I know. Feel free to criticise all you want - It is VIRGO season after all! Go crazy! Today Rachel and Audree give you the lowdown on what it means to have Virgo energy. We talk beauty & shadow in celebration of these highly intelligent beings. Let's show our love to the solar Virgos this month by making them feel useful and appreciated!!

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RAWR XD it is leo season!!! This episode is all about the fiery lions, LEO. We get to know these attention loving, proud, warm and creative individuals. Audree's sister, Madelina, joins us as the resident Leo of ASSTROLOGY, giving us insight into the lion minds. Madelina adds some HOTT spice to our already saucy mix.

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Ooops we did it again! Today we take a deep dive into THE SUN, uncovering how and where we all shine. insert rays of light here Rach’s astronomy lesson reminds us how juicy the sun is. Audree unpacks some patriarchal af interpretations and gives the sun a queer spin. We walk through the sun in all the houses, and Aud reads us some immaculate Tumblr posts.

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