ASSTROLOGY

ASSTROLOGY

By Audree BarvéComedyReligion & SpiritualityArtsSpirituality
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ASSTROLOGY episodes

  • ASSTROLOGY 7. do all leos REALLY have great hair?

    WE ARE BACK!

    After a short pause to sort out logistical difficulties, Rachel and Audree are back with a new episode. Today we ask an important question: Can astrology predict physical traits? We make our guesses and discuss celebrities. Will this conversation change our mind? Will it change yours? Do leos REALLY have the nicest hair?

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

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    Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod

    Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    33 min
  • ASSTROLOGY 6. big aries energy

    TODAY WE HAVE OUR FIRST GUEST!

    This episode we welcome on Audree’s best friend, Nor!!!
    Nor has the biggest Aries energy so we just HAD to have her on to interrogate the insanity and excitement it brings. As usual, Rachel hits us with some saucy mythology while Audree shares the good and bad of being an aries. We interview Nor on reality tv and expose her via a quiz. This episode is filled with lots of laughs and minor references to theft and illegal substances (wouldn’t be an aries episode without it).
    Follow Nor on Instagram @nor_fadhil

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

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    Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod

    Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    49 min
  • ASSTROLOGY 5. the planet of love

    We chat all things Venus and LOVE in this week’s episode. Audree gives us the inside scoop on this romantic planet. Rach shares a story about some mythic swimmers, and shares our happily ever after. We take another not-so-shitty quiz, and quite on-cue, the fire alarm goes off. Happy ass day pals.

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

    Be sure to rate and subscribe!

    Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod

    Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    32 min
  • ASSTROLOGY 4. astrology 101

    We've made it to episode 4!!!

    Today Rachel and Audree strip it back to the very basics. We talk about the essential things you gotta know if you want to be a fellow amateur astrologer. Rachel throws in a dash of history and a dollop of controversy. We briefly travel East, touching on Chinese and Vedic astrology. Audree bangs out the planets, signs, houses and aspects. Finally, we take another shitty quiz because we never learn.

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

    Be sure to rate and subscribe!

    Check us out of Twitter @asstrologypod
    Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    47 min
  • ASSTROLOGY 3. fishy season

    We’re celebrating all you fishy fiends this week, with an intro to Pisces Season. We get to know these imaginative, dreamy Sun Natives, and get deep into the need for empathy at this time of ecological crisis. We call Audree’s Dad, and Rachel learns about Albert Einstein and Justin Bieber.

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

    Be sure to rate and subscribe!

    Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod

    Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    36 min
  • ASSTROLOGY 2. mooning

    We’re back with a Big Splash for episode two! Audree starts the show off with some moon sign basics. Things get a bit loony as Rachel shares some astronomy and moon-related history. Get to know your emotional self as we explore each sign’s inner tendencies. We talk about Holy eclipses, and take another shitty quiz.

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

    Be sure to rate and subscribe!

    Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod

    Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    49 min
  • ASSTROLOGY 1. how taurus of u

    MOOOOOOOOOOO

    Welcome to the very first episode of ASSTROLOGY hosted by Audree and Rachel.

    EPISODE 1

    We declare our amateur status and warmly welcome newbies and bewbies to listen to our show!
    We go over: a few astro basics, taurus sign basics, bull mythology, sweet n stubborn qualities, a disappointing quiz and some sensual stories.

    We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)

    Check out our Twitter

    @asstrologypod

    Follow us on Instagram

    @audreebarve
    @rachelelizabethcoleman

    Much love and magic

    32 min

About ASSTROLOGY

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Astrological chatter mixed with ass appreciation, f*ckery and surprising depth.