ASSTROLOGY

By Audree Barvé

Astrological chatter mixed with ass appreciation, f*ckery and surprising depth.

Hosted by Audree & Rachel

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July 22, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 17. omg there is a new zodiac sign! astrology is fake!
AHHHH ASTROLOGY IS OVER!!! THERE IS A NEW ZODIAC SIGN AND NOW NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!
Hey, you! Calm your booty. On this episode we investigate this elusive and controversial 13th Zodiac sign, Ophiuchus. NASA and the BBC chimes in on astrological matters - do we listen? Rachel talks us through this mess while Audree shares what she has learnt from online astrological communities. What is our conclusion? Do we come to one? Listen to find out.
We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)
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34min
July 12, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 16. insta astrology #cute
This freestyled episode is all about astrology on INSTAGRAM. We share some of our fave creators (pls send us yours). We chat astro memes, astro readers, spirituality/mysticism and insta aesthetics. Our favorite Gemini Mom, Julie, spontaneously calls us to tell us about her vedic astrology epiphany! To round off the episode, Rach and Aud share their crying session over Mamma Mia.
Instagram profiles we talked about (in order):
@bitch.rising @hornyastrology @badbitchastrologyy @luvelyzodiac @thezodiacstea @classic.aquarius @queercosmos @jessica.lanyadoo @flowersfordais_astrology @lilithastrology @astrologyforartists @astrologyaya @lunacommunity @sanctuarywrld @drunkstrology @chaninicholas @costarastrology @nadinejane_astrology
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40min
July 05, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 15. crabby season
Weeeeeeeee are back with an episode on the big ol emotional crab that is CANCER! We go over cancer sign basics. Rachel gives us the OH SO FASCINATING mythology of the constellation. Audree goes a little deeper into what it means to have your sun or moon in CANCER. Did we mention that it is also currently a Mercury retrograde in cancer? WOAH.
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48min
June 14, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 14. let's talk about mercury
In this episode we communicate about how astrology communicates our communication style. Are you a FIERY, EARTHY, AIRY or WATERY communicator? We analyze the complexities of our intellect and expression. Rach shares how Mercury’s day is TWO YEAR’S long. Audree goes to town on expressing our forms of expression, and we discuss the interwovenness of the stars.
We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)
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40min
June 07, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 13. natal chart guess who? feat. Straight to the Middle
It’s not just Rachel and Audree today. NO! Today we welcomed Ollie, Harry and Harper from Straight To The Middle to discover more about themselves and each other through natal chart guess who! Listen as these three chatty lads decipher the clues and get to know their DEEPER selves. Are they still skeptical? Are they now a part of the ASSTRO AMATEUR club?? Does Harper now know the difference between astrology and astronomy??? It’s the collaboration of the century - so come find out.
Go subscribe to their podcast, Straight to the Middle (available on all platforms)
We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)
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1h 23min
May 31, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 12. my gemini mother
AUDREE’S MOM IS ON THE POD! We’re here celebrating Gemini season, and Julie, the QUEEN of communication, is here to give you all the goods. Rach hits us up with some mythology (as well as some badly explained physics). Aud outs this airy sign’s irrationally rational tendencies, and our VERY SPECIAL GUEST shares some serious pearls of wisdom with you.
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1h 6min
May 24, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 11. triple retrograde 2020!!!
VENUS... JUPITER... AND SATURN???
Yes. We are here to tell you that they are ALL currently in retrograde. Don't know what that means? We've got u. This episode we chat the basics of the oh-so-scary retrogrades. We dive deeper into the current simultaneous retro-G'd planets - Love life? Expansion? Societal Shifts? It's all brewing and we are PUMPED.
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39min
May 10, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 10. cosmic compatibility
LOVE IS IN THE AIR (and the water/fire/earth)! In our 10th episode we bring to you our research into synastry - compatibility in astrology. We take a cringe quiz as per ushe. You will find out which areas of a chart should be considered when seeking a potential love interest. Audree went on a quaran-date w/ a cancer and Rachel goes blind dating ON THE SHOW with a game we whipped up. Enjoy two venus-in-pisces hoes as they attempt to suppress their romanticism.
We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)
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57min
May 03, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 9. raise the roof (houses)
We huff and we puff and we blow the houses down! This week we cover the surface of all the astrological houses. We take an old school approach, with Aud’s lesson on mirrored and ‘empty’ houses, and Rachel’s GCSE-style applied astrology sesh. Finally we undertake our hardest game yet, working out Who’s Who from our friend’s house and sign placements. Get cosy and settle in for this EXTRA long and EXTRA wack episode!
We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)
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1h 13min
April 26, 2020 ASSTROLOGY 8. solar return BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Woohoo! It’s our birthday we can cry if we want to! We are back and distanced - physical isolation not social isolation am I right baby? In this extra long episode we talk about the role of the Sun in astrology and solar return charts. To celebrate our birthdays we research and discuss aspects of our charts live. We exchange gifts in the form of a tarot card reading and lovely poetic guidance. Join us and the Goddess Bast in celebrating our solar returns!
We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)
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Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod
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Much love and magic
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1h 7min

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