Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

IT’S ARIES SEASON!!!!!

Susan Miller has a lot of exciting things to share with Aries, but unfortunately this month’s horoscopes were published even later than usual. Laura and Alex waste no time (unlike some people…) getting into their thoughts on the late posting, Susan’s excuses, and wondering what might have happened over at Astrology Zone HQ to lead to such chaos. As always, Susan believes that quantity can excuse her lateness, so the gals have a lot of material to dissect, including appearances from Susan Miller Epidemiologist, Trend Forecaster, Oracle, and Tech Entrepreneur. 

After a thorough discussion of the Note, which includes updates on the Year Ahead 2022 and Susan’s newest app, the gals talk about the month ahead for Aries. Laura explains how this lucky sign is basically living in Bridgerton IRL and is the homecoming queen/Celine Dion of the zodiac in April. Alex then tells about Scorpio’s exciting (and lengthy) forecast, which includes a meeting of planets that will occur only once in our lifetime. Laura ends the episode by informing us of the artistic movement that awaits the world in 2023, which, excitingly, Susan predicts that Laura and her fellow Taureans will spearhead. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 5:20

Aries: 16:36

Scorpio: 26:02

Taurus: 36:23

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!!!! 

And welcome to the world, baby Oliver! Susan announced that a new little Pisces joined her family in February. And while Laura and Alex are overjoyed by this news, they have a lot to say about the fact that the horoscopes weren’t published until March 5, leaving them to fend for themselves not only during this month’s new moon, but also on the luckiest day of the year.  

In this episode, Laura and Alex dissect Susan’s Note, which is chock full of gems, including how she helped her daughter after baby Oliver appeared on the scene, staffing changes at Astrology Zone headquarters, and her thoughts on the lengthy approval process for her Year Ahead 2022 e-book (yet to be published…). The gals let Pisces, the ruling royalty of the zodiac, know all the good things that February will bring (love! money! perfume!), and break down the forecasts for Taurus (it’s career time) and Scorpio (get ready for true love–again). 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 01:50

Pisces: 12:35

Taurus: 21:37

Scorpio: 29:42

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!

And Susan Miller thinks you’re going to have a great month! Saturn is here to get you moving on your goals and projects, but it’s not all hard work, Aquarius. You’ve got money, laser beams of luck, and the coveted fleets of cherubs headed your way. 

In this episode, Laura and Alex tell Aquarius, Scorpio, and Taurus what they can expect during the Love Shack Era of Venus and Mars. They’re together this February, all cuddled up and ready to help you find love. And Susan couldn’t be more excited about Valentine’s Day 2022, suggesting glamorous evenings and luxurious restaurants, or possibly a vacation day! But before Laura and Alex can dive into all the Valentine’s Day details, they must discuss the disturbing social media post that led them to believe that yet another medical catastrophe had befallen Susan. Then in the Note, the gals are introduced to Susan Miller Help Desk, who has a lot to tell everyone this month, along with, of course, Susan Miller Businesswoman.   

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 5:52

Aquarius: 14:05

Scorpio: 22:44

Taurus: 32:29

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN! 

And Happy New Year to all!!! It’s 2022 and Laura and Alex are not only celebrating a year since they followed Susan Miller’s advice to create a podcast, but also a wonderful outlook for the year ahead by the woman herself. Susan assures the gals that this year will not resemble 2020 and its twin 2021, and that all the signs have exciting things coming their way, even with both Mercury and Venus in retrograde in January. Needless to say, Laura and Alex are relieved to read and deliver such great news. 

The gals start the episode by recapping Susan’s Note to her readers. As expected, the businesswoman has a few updates, but we also get some great personal details when Susan tells us about spending Christmas with her family. Laura and Alex then tell Capricorn Susan’s prediction for a great year ahead, which includes money, career opportunities (listen up, Capricorn actors), and the coveted Cupid fleets. Next, Laura encourages her fellow Tauruses to relax and ease slowly into the new year, and she delivers a cautionary tale (from her personal experience!) about the dangers of Venus in retrograde. Finally Alex relays Susan’s predictions for love in 2022 to Scorpio and lets them know when they can expect Venus and Cupid to make things happen. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 03:36

Capricorn: 11:20

Taurus: 19:24

Scorpio: 33:14

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SAGITTARIUS!!!! 

Not only did Susan predict a great month for you filled with money, real estate, and a Christmas miracle, but we learned that lucky Sagittarius shares its sign with Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone! December 14, 2021, marks 26 years since Susan Miller invented the astrological internet (or at least that’s how Laura and Alex feel about it). And that’s not the only anniversary this month: Laura and Alex are celebrating one year of podcasting about Susan Miller! 

As always, the episode begins with a discussion of the Note from Susan Miller, and it’s no surprise to anyone that the businesswoman continues to be the focus. Susan gives us more info on her beauty box collaboration, and thanks to an intervention from Jimmy (whoever that is), she even changes her position on whether or not men enjoy skincare. Susan also teases an expensive yoga retreat that Laura and Alex do not plan to attend, as well as a new feature of her app, which makes the gals wonder if Susan is tuning into this podcast! Then Laura and Alex dive into December’s horoscopes, which, as promised, are much better than November’s terrifying forecasts. They start by discussing the exciting month ahead for Sagittarius and their connections to the Sagittarrians in their lives. Then Laura’s discussion of Taurus includes not only exciting predictions for the month, but also valuable information on Ancient Greece, Shakespeare, and her writing in high school. To end, Alex relays lots of positive news to the Scorpios, who have gift cards coming their way in December, and fleets of Cupids in 2022.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 01:48

Sagittarius: 10:44

Taurus: 19:00

Scorpio: 27:49

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com
• Hear Laura on the Boobies and Noobies Podcast in late December: https://boobiesandnoobies.com/episodes 

Note: Internet research into Marc Antony’s and Cleopatra’s astrological signs is inconclusive. However, Marc Antony was likely a Capricorn, while Cleopatra may have been an Aquarius, Gemini, or Scorpio.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!!

Unfortunately, though, the planets are not showering you with presents and good wishes. In fact, they’re only bringing trouble to the signs this November. 

Laura and Alex begin this episode by apologizing to their listeners about the terrible, flippy floppy forecasts that they must relay this month. The gals then talk all about Susan’s Note (now called “News”?!?!), which is entirely about another of Susan Miller’s exciting business ventures (oh, how far we have come since CBD fizzy water!). Laura then delves into Taurus’s horoscope and tells us about everything surprise-a-minute Uranus is up to (nothing good) and everything that the Taurus must contend with during the new moon (again, nothing good). Alex wraps us with Scorpio’s forecast, which is not full of birthday fun, but warnings of possible bad news and unwanted events brought on by that bad boy Uranus and the new moon. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 02:10

Taurus: 11:00

Scorpio: 21:56

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

LIBRA, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

And not even Mercury retrograde can dull your sparkle! In fact, Susan Miller thinks that all the signs have a chance against Dennis the Menace (aka Mercury) and his slingshot this month, which is certainly a departure from the Merc retro warnings we have come to expect from Astrology Zone. 

Laura and Alex start this episode by revealing the winners of their Susan Miller calendar art giveaway, which segues into… even more discussion of calendars! This month’s Note from Susan Miller is mostly a sales pitch for the 2022 calendar, so unsurprisingly, Laura and Alex have a lot to say about Susan Miller businesswoman, and more surprisingly, have some information to share from Susan herself on the sales trends of calendars generally. The gals then break down the horoscopes for Libra, Scorpio, and Taurus, and round out the episode with a discussion of halloween costumes, eclipses, and the post office. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Announcement of Giveaway Winners: 

Note from Susan Miller: 04:05

Libra 14:22

Scorpio 22:01

Taurus: 30:22 

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us (and send us photos of your Halloween costumes!) by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

In her September 2021 horoscopes, Susan Miller told Laura and Alex that September 18, 2021, would be a great day to attend an important and glamorous event. And was it ever! As described in her most recent note to her readers, Susan designed a trunk to celebrate Louis Vuitton’s 200th birthday. So when she invited her fans to meet her outside of the LV store for the unveiling of her design, Laura and Alex were there without a second thought. Much like the experience of reading Astrology Zone, the gals had no idea what they were getting into, and meeting Susan in person proved to be a very similar experience to reading her forecasts: lots of questions, few answers, many mentions of the calendar, and a smattering of practical advice. In this special episode, Laura and Alex try to make sense of the “event” and give a play-by-play of their encounter with Susan Miller the oracle, the business woman, the epidemiologist, the mother, the woman, and their new friend. 

*Giveaway Announcement* One lucky listener will receive their zodiac sign’s illustrated page from the Susan Miller Astrology Zone 2021 Calendar! To enter to win, send an email [email protected] with your name, your astrological sign, and something you liked in an episode of this podcast. Sorry, winners must reside in the USA and we must receive your email by October 1, 2021. 

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us (and enter our giveaway!) by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Watch Laura’s Instagram stories of the gals on the scene: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17908126145109718/
• Buy Alexander’s #BrellaBag: https://www.alexanderallenstyle.me
• Read about Susan’s design for her trunk: https://www.vogue.com/article/louis-vuitton-susan-miller-trunk
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, VIRGO! And we have a giveaway...

You are in for a great month! After the terrible time that all the signs had in August, Susan Miller is here to tell us about better things for September. She has even promised both Taurus and Scorpio that September will be filled with enchanting social events, which Laura and Alex interpret as Susan inviting them to the glamorous launch of her collaboration with Louis Vuitton (translation: they will stand outside a store and peer into a window to see a trunk Susan designed by sending inspirational stock photos to the LV team via FedEx). 

As always, Laura and Alex dissect Susan’s Note, which surprisingly focuses on the aforementioned trunk rather than her recent injury (Susan, we hope you feel better soon!), and let Virgo, Taurus, and Scorpio know what September holds (plans that go your way, an event straight out of the silver screen, and fleets of cherubs, respectively).

*Giveaway Announcement* One lucky listener will receive their zodiac sign’s illustrated page from the Susan Miller Astrology Zone 2021 Calendar! To enter to win, send an email [email protected] with your name, your astrological sign, and something you liked in an episode of this podcast. Sorry, winners must reside in the USA and we must receive your email by October 1, 2021. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Giveaway Announcement: 04:14

Note from Susan Miller: 08:15

Virgo: 15:30

Taurus: 21:19

Scorpio: 27:34

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us (and enter our giveaway!) by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Mercury is going Retrograde! Listen to our episode on how to handle this recurring event: https://astrology-zoned.captivate.fm/episode/mercury-in-retrograde-everything-susan-miller-needs-you-to-know
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

HAPPY LEO SEASON! 

It’s going to be a rollercoaster of a month for all the signs. Sorry to all of the Leos who have birthdays early in the month because the new moon on August 8 brings trouble and unwanted surprises. But while we’re over here dealing with angry planets and aggressive beams, Susan Miller is living her best life, and Laura and Alex have been doing their best to keep up with her wild summer. The gals cover everything from Susan’s new love of Clubhouse to her successful partnership with Turner Classic Movies, and Laura talks about finally buying Susan’s much-hyped (by Susan) Astrology Zone calendar. And thanks to a lovely review from a listener, they discuss their rising signs and get honest about how many of Susan’s horoscopes they can stand to read in one month.  

Finally Laura and Alex let all the Leos know what to expect during their birthday month and they break down anxiety-provoking horoscopes for Scorpio and Taurus. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 9:10

Leo: 26:14

Scorpio: 31:42

Taurus: 37:33

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected].

Links:

• Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com
• Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com