Cult corrections. 4-dead. Thank God, Neil is off Spotify. We might not be talking about the Mormons. Kirtland, Ohio is blind and MJ equals messiah. Formally, we announce J's candidacy for mayor of New Orleans - 2025. sgBC - small government, Big Confidence. 

We're accepting applications!!! Ready join? Listen to us discuss the whose who of cults. Their twisted natures. Their alternating beliefs. Their juicy perversions. We confess what our own cults would be. Fuck it! We'll pretend it's Christmas, Baphomet statues for everyone. Leave your contact info after the beep.  We'll get back to you shortly. 

Thank you Gary, you beat them before they went non-binary. Football needs hockey fights. Pythagoras leads everyone a-stray.  Birds haven't been real for 5 years. The largest mountain on  earth is Hawaii. Pink Floyd is playing. Crabs-19. Shut up. You're not allowed to talk. The Gulf of Tonkin. Wish you were here. Get up, stand up. 

It opens with Australian praise. Quickly, we become Cowboys. Stories of lost justice. Bobby Jones is the best judge in America. I mean "Bobby Lee." We'll never talk about COVID-19 again. We sit by the fire that Tituba tends.  

We say nothing interesting at all. The marijuana and booze rendered us stupid. Only the prose and poems can save this podcast. Then, the Aussie and her country pop star friend shows up. We sound even dumber. Pure American. Please never pick up a gun if you don't want to. Not in the name of any nation.  

We confess our sins. It's a very Merry COVID-Christmas. We're all contagious. Humanity is the disease. How phat am I? Can we explain anything? Doubt it. But we try.  

J returns from El Pescadero in Baja California Sur, Mexico. More white people hating. Go fuck your Tesla, you coal burning prick. We discover the first feminist - Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz. Cocaine creates a tough couple weeks to follow...more to come on that. 

Time machine. Bad British accents. We go back to the original Thanksgiving. White people suck!!! Every kid wants to be an Indian. Oh Florida, your people are oh so special in that need to be wearing a helmet way. In the end, we're just Everyday People.  

A casual conversation ranging from LeBron to Joe Rogan. Austin, TX becomes ground zero for conspiracy theories. What we say is bullshit. So why not listen and believe? Then, please send your hard earned money. Thank you, Art Bell.

We go to see the The Doors at the Hollywood Bowl. Languidly, languidly, languidly. We do our worst Jim Morrison impressions and reads. AMC, you suck. Paul Blart, we hope your wife hates you. Where was the Dolby we were promised???