Poet Jerry Carthan joins us as we record live from the VIP section at the Hendrick's Gin party during Tales of the Cocktail, sitting on teacups as a man-servant fans us with a giant palm & mermaids swim by. No, really. The Cosby/MJ debate rages on. Would you rather be blind or deaf? Jerry shares his poetic origin story and he & J swap tales of incarceration.

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Goodbye Desus & Mero. Biden got punked. The pandemic might be over. Correction corner on @pizzatoru. Swamp people are hillbillies. J's soft quitting drinking. K.M. has failed to bang a Trans. Lia definitely has a dick. J's now a feminist. Fight for your rights, ladies. 

From El Toro to Bush Babies. Mexicans don’t listen to Santana. Step sibling porn might be the most plausible porn. Women need thick dick porn. Maybe it’s Benny Bull’s wheel house. The Baseball Bunch makes us "family friendly." Here comes a history lesson. 

USA! USA! USA! Comes across a bit fascist. We have a big announcement! J is dusting off his journalism skills. Ain't that America. Nice timing on the Ketanji Brown confirmation. The worst cannibal is a hungry cannibal. Turns out Australian researchers are nuts. Grab a hold of your guns & ammo! Shotguns are horrible for mass shootings but great for home safety, especially against angry pimps. Only one of us is proud to be an American. 

The Pooh Bear look is out. Let's say something mean about the Japanese... J, you'll never, ever be blessed. Jesus is a kid f#@cker. Yacht Rock! F#@k that sh@t! Pro Choice! Is that a pubic hair on your Pepsi? Andy, don't bother, "the blacks" will actually agree. We have differing opinions on the future of Arnold Schwarzenegger's nanny-baby. That's when abortion makes sense. Porn star or MMA? Maybe MMA porn? Don't ask why the dogs begin to smell her... Everyone needs a hug.

The Waites over. Marvel at our interview skills as we invade Mahogany Jazz Hall. Remember, a mouth's a mouth. Please excuse the prolific use of the "M" word. How is K.M. the responsible one this week!?! Our first late-night tv quiz show. From The All Mighty Dollar to Mean Cuisine, we explore superheroes that have absolutely no connection to the mafia in any way, shape or form. Sorry, Mom...

J goes full Sting. K.M. teaches us the difference between South America and South North America. Mexico, 2 continents are pulling for you. Fuck FIFA. Fuck Qatar. Embrace our horrible segues. Although suspicion still exits, as of now it's still probably true that K.M. never had sex with J's dog. Thank God Republicans now do drugs. 

We return to "Plant Camp." K.M. is making a movie! He's the next Guillermo del Toro. J's Bromance with Top Gun finally comes to an end. Ask yourself, what would your call sign be? Late in the cast, a special guest makes her presence known. Her name is Nina. 

From the Derby to Johnny to "Jane Roe." The population is a very concerned decision. Women take control of this narrative. Thank you for your direction.  SCOTUS dropped a Grumpy. The Yorkies are in the clear. 

We're back! Free Speech is a new trend. We have a new studio. Mr. Depp, you're back too! Sorry about the shit in your bed. Thank you Elon, but we're a bit shaded out that you want to verify us as humans. Are you trying to sort us Aliens out from the breeders? We've always endorsed loving everything. Welcome to "Plant Camp."