We get real about the current state of crime in New Orleans. It's time to get wild west with it. Citizens must take control of the carjackings. Get a gun. More importantly, empower youth. Make their lives worth something and they'll stop committing violence and crimes. Regulators, mount up!!!

March 2020 was the greatest month of J's life. Crabs-19 pandemic created "Spring Break 4EVER." Never let Spring Break end. Where are the apocalypses we were promised? We get all "canon." Fresh royal news. K.M is on remote at Buckingham Palace. Thank you, Skrillex.   

President Z we love you!!! Organs being played with dicks. Russia's military sucks. Read between the Generals at the pentagon's quotes. Putin your penis is tiny. J makes a challenge for trial by combat.

A 3-week bender comes to an end. We go off-sight from Backspace Bar & Kitchen. J and K.M. reflect on the final weeks of Carnival, Mardi Gras Day, and the general mayhem. Ultimately, it's about loving everything and everyone. If you can't do that, then go fuck yourself and don't listen. Hatred is for losers. 

Well, it happened. Shortly after recording this episode, J blacked out 3 times. A parade was walked in. Rap battles were lost yet won. Massive drug abuse was forgotten. Ultimately, J and K.M. became just two male entertainers on Bourbon St. There's a "gallery pole" video for our OnlyFans members only. Bacchus became a bit too real. J became a goat for a night. 

Prepare for lift-off. K.M. goes hard right on Jeffery Epstein. We make several corrections. Tons of poetry. It's the start of Carnival. You get left alone with J way too much!!! We run dry on content. J's drinking a wine glass full of Tequila. "Ahhh, she will fuck anything that walks."

It's mid February, mid black history month. Everyone from Claude McKay to Langston Hughes, from Marcus Garvey to Maya Angelou. MJ sings the truth. Sign our petition. We recognize the names of continued oppression. Every month needs to be a history lesson. 

Multiple public service announcements. A Valentine's Day gift idea for the guys giving it to the ladies. K.M. propositions Wolfe Blitzer. J takes on the Olympics, CNN, and Pfizer. K.M. finally comes out of the woodwork. Introducing our new segment - The Novel Bar's Crabs-19 virus and vaccine weekly misinformation. #mealso.