Current Events:

Putin Re-Elected, John Bolton Named National Security Advisor

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: Utah has made it legal for women to obtain birth control through a pharmacy

Weird Science: Scientists say we're getting close to male birth control that works

Fake News: One superintendent says students are armed with rocks in case of a school shooting

What the Flying Shit?: There's a new video game you play with special underwear meant to increase the angle and hardness of your erection

Web Weekly: After YouTube implemented some restrictions, gun enthusiasts are now taking their videos to PornHub

Snack Attack: Guy who ate Chipotle for 500 Days

Creature Feature: "Snake Whisperer" dies after cobra bite

Dumb Decisions: The girl who shot her boyfriend thinking a book would stop bullet now arrested

Segments:

Unsolicited Dick Pics - Stories from girls about bad bar encounters, tinder exchanges, first dates, and bedroom oddities

Top 10 Worst WatchMojo Top 10's

Song of the Week: Runaway Love - Diamond Rings

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: There's a website to tell you the best places to have sex in public

Weird Science: A man is dead after having a jet of air "playfully" pumped up his anus

Web Weekly: Someone on Twitter found a way to scientifically determine the size of Luigi's penis

Creature Feature: An elementary school teacher fed a puppy to a snapping turtle in front of students

Snack Attack: Sonic is dishing out a new pickle juice snow cone slush

What the Flying Shit?: A man claims he isn't dead but the court says otherwise

Cross-Faded: A girl who gouged out her eyes out high on crystal meth says life is 'more beautiful' now

Dumb Decisions: Utah has come up with a free range kids law

Segments:

Rate My Taint!

#MeToo Movie Marathon!

Song of the Week:

One of Us - New Politics

Top Stories:

Trump meeting with Kim Jong-Un

Martin Shkreli sentenced to 7 years in federal prison

Florida introduces new gun bill

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex - Marrying your cousin isn't that bad

Weird Science - Amazon's Alexa has been randomly and creepily laughing lately

What the Flying Shit? - Jewish Disneyland is coming in Israel built by rabbis & Man chops off son's hand due to porn addiction

Dumb Decisions - A Taiwanese man had to get 7-inch sex toy removed through his urethra. One Walmart sold a family a box of cereal from 1997 and the father ate an entire bowl. A woman in Albuquerque claims she had a "medical meth" prescription.

Snack Attack - A bay area coffee shop won't serve police for "safety of customers"

Cross-Faded - Study indicates why LSD makes music better

Creature Feature - So there's a guy who had sex with a dolphin

This Week in Movies:

Oscar Talk

Song of the Week:

You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by The Submarines

Top Stories:

Florida lawmakers declared porn a public health risk just after denying an assault rifle ban

Marco Rubio gets owned at Town Hall

Craziest Parkland conspiracy theories

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: An Indian state is making breast implants free for the poor

Weird Science: New vibrator can order pizza after you orgasm

What the Flying Shit?: A British guy has been on a toilet strike, refusing to shit for the last 37 days

Dumb Decisions: Two kids stand on top of each other in trench coat posing as "tall man" trying to sneak into Black Panther

Snack Attack: There's a movie being made about the guy who created Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Cross-Faded: A man in Australia was found drunk, naked with a toy gun and a remote controlled police car inside a pipe organ

Creature Feature: Family adopts pig from ASPCA, immediately kill it and eat it when they get home

Weekly Reading:

NYT Opinion: John Kelly was a good man until tainted by Trump

This Week in Movies:

Black Panther Review

Game:

Trick or Tweet

Song of the Week:

Matchstick by American Royalty

Top Stories:

Stormy Daniels is going to talk

Brazilian drug dealer kidnaps medical staff, makes them vaccinate community against yellow fever

Police officer fired for not shooting black suspect, wins $175,000

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: There is a woman with two buttholes

What the Flying Shit?: Man went missing in NY, found in Sacramento with no memory of how he got there

Weird Science: Mom fed her child hydrochloric acid and chlorine in an attempt to cure autism

Dumb Decisions: Boston police apologize after tweeting out commemoration of a white man for black history month

Cross-Faded: Volunteers in California are getting high to help police?

Snack Attack: A pizzeria in Michigan just broke the world record for largest ever delivery pizza

Creature Feature: Lions eat big cat poacher at a National Park in South Africa

Weekly Reading:

Breitbart Reviews Black Panther

This Week in Movies:

Peter Rabbit Causes Stir with Allergy Joke, Advocates for Biological Warfare

The Commuter Review

Concert Reviews:

Walk the Moon & Cheap Hotels

Song of the Week:

She's Doing Fine Now - Apollo Bravos

Guest:

Tempe rock band - Apollo Bravos

Open: Lady Doritos & Cheeseburger Doritos Revival Attempt

Top Stories:

Things Philadelphia Did

Quincy Jones Interview

V2 (Vine 2)

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: Risky masturbation practices are becoming a common cause of death in Germany

What the Flying Shit?: LA family files lawsuit over blood-stained frapuccino

Weird Science: There's a penis extender that works

Dumb Decisions: Couple sells everything to buy boat and sail the world, capsizes two days later

Snack Attack: Pizza is more nutritional than breakfast cereals

Cross-Faded: A Massachusetts woman was high for 8 years

Creature Feature: Police had a 45-minute stand-off with a stuffed tiger

Weekly Reading:

Ben Shapiro - Rescuing a generation (Proud to be a virgin) - Townhall.com

This Week in Movies:

Unsane - Steven Soderbergh Horror Film Shot on iPhone

Song of the Week:

Gay Bar - Electric Six

Opening question:

Favorite male celebrity crush?

Top Stories:

Super Bowl Sunday

Don Shooter Expelled from Arizona House

Stock Market's Worst Day Since Brexit

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: A Rugrats porn parody now exists

Weird Science: Elon Musk's fun flamethrowers

What the Flying Shit?: Man caught working out at apartment complex naked and it gets worse

Dumb Decision: Man wins lottery, uses it to see doctor, gets diagnosed with terminal cancer

Cross-Faded: The online drug market is shifting to an app called Wickr

Snack Attack: Study shows gluten-free people have more sex

Creature Feature: Woman couldn't take emotional support peacock on plane

This Week in Movies:

Slide Into the DM's Harold & Maude FilmBar Experience

Groundhog Day Review & Discussion: What do you think he did for 10,000 Years?

Song of the Week: Whatever This Is by Cheap Hotels

Guest: Indie/Garage Rock Band - Cheap Hotels

Opening Question:

Producers are buying the rights to broadcast the story of your life, not as a film or TV show but a porno, you get to name it, what's it called?

Top Stories:

Trump Tried to Fire Robert Mueller

Nutella Riots in France

The XFL

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: New Study finds "Cuckholding" can be positive for couples

Cross-Faded: Americans view marijuana as safer than sugar

Dumb Decisions: A man in Maryvale flipped his truck 5 times after "Jesus advised him to let go of the wheel"

Creature Feature: Grumpy Cat won $700,000 in a federal lawsuit

What the Flying Shit?: A NYC will kick you out if you say literally

Snack Attack: KFC has broken the glass ceiling wit the first female Colonel Sanders

Weekly Ironic Reading:

The Federalist - Feminists to Women: You're Consenting to Sex Wrong

This Week in Movies:

Oscar Nominations

Florida Project Review

Song of the Week:

Addict by Adventure Galley

Guest: 

Jill Kimmel, Comedienne

Opening Question:

You can have sex with anyone in the world but afterwards they die, who do they chose?

Top Stories:

Hawaii Fake Missile Alert: Porn Spike

Trump: Shithole Countries, Girther Movement, Stormy Daniels

Tide Pods

Hard & Fast News:

Let's Talk About Sex: Your Morning Boner Can Help Assess Your Health

Dumb Decisions: 5th Graders Mistakenly Given Pot Candy

What the Flying Shit?: UK Appoints a Minister for Loneliness

Creature Feature: Strange Weather Killed 200,000 Endangered Antelope

Cross-Faded: Cannabis Cocktails

Snack Attack: Peanut Butter Hot Dogs

This Week in Movies:

Saudi Arabia Lifts 35-Year Ban w/ Emoji Movie

Paddington 2: 100% with 167 Reviews - Best Reviewed Movie Ever

Phantom Thread & Molly's Game Reviews

Song of the Week:

Cocaine by Sleepwalkers

• Weekly Wrap-Up
  • Matt Lauer Allegations, A Storm to Come From NBC Management?
  • Trump Retweets Anti-Muslim Videos, Gets in Fight with Theresa May
• Let's Talk About Sex
  • Japanese Sex Toy Company Makes Panty Pillowcase That Builds Up Sweat and Oils into Crotch Stain
• Dumb Decisions:
  • Guy Tries to Pay Parking Ticket in Pennies, Gets Choked & Sh*ts Himself
• What the Flying Sh*t?
  • Woman Harrases Mall Santa
• Face-Off
  • Does Christmas Season Start Thanksgiving Weekend or December 1st?
• This Week in Movies
  • Favorite 3 Christmas Movies
  • 5 Worst Christmas Movies
  • Film Files: A Christmas Tale
• History of...
  • Eggnog
• Artist Spotlight
  • The Killers - Don't Waste Your Wishes
• Song of the Week
  • Christmas Treat - Julian Casablancas
• Parting Words
  • Favorite Holiday Song