Luke is joined by writers Anthony Bothelo and Joel Buxton as well as stand up Tracy Hamilton. They discuss the childlike wonder with which Donald Trump stared at the eclipse (2:30), how the war in Afghanistan will never end (6:00), why Donald Trump's 'we don't tell our enemies our plans' claim is just him covering up for not doing his homework (10:30), the true story of how Donald Trump was convinced to commit to the troop surge by a photo of women in Afghanistan wearing miniskirts (16:00), the ongoing struggles of ol' Ezra Levant (18:00), and why the NAFTA talks are the most important story you aren't paying attention to (25:00). Then the Approximately Ten Minute Long Quiz breaks down why Nazis can't get laid.