The angle theory of sandwiches is a complex, yet delicate, subject we brought local BBQ chef Collin to assess. We also debut Austionary. Think English is confusing? Add Austin’s definitions to your repertoire! Other topics include white girl K-pop bands, motor orbs, and toothpaste mallets.

Why can’t Austin beat money? Rob, an economic expert by blood, joins us today to answer Austin’s many money questions. Also, hear about GPS (The Guiding Pigeon System), food religions, and how Austin is “trapped” in a dead person’s cultic group chat.

Andrew from the Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe (MMCU) starring Tyler Perry joins us today to discuss some hot Disney takes including Austin’s fear of princesses and his hatred for Avatar: The Last Blue People. We also review YOUR listener submitted criticism of Austin’s Disney attraction bracket and why you’re wrong.

Pumping gas? No jug handles? How does Austin survive outside of New Jersey? Also, learn about Austin’s color theory that explains why six is an odd number.

Austin hatches his plan to convince America’s finest to rid the world of evil bees. The crew also discusses the many powers of finger guns.

Today, we adventure through the life of Austin as he struggles to act normal (and avoid getting judged) at work. Hear about his disturbing popularity with older and younger women and his love for his friends at The Olive Garden.

Austin doesn't drop the bar this episode😉 but he drops a lot of names (that we nixed in editing). Plus, hear about second grade Austin's strategy for picking up girls with his seductive teeth and learn more about his . . . interesting beliefs about food.

In this inaugural episode, the AHT crew discusses Austin's hatred (and lack of understanding) of microwaves, his inability to understand British accents without subtitles, and the infuriating inefficiencies of armor and every time period in which armor was worn.

Not “Satisfied” with the original Hamilton? What if we told you Austin’s sequel is a murder mystery about who really killed Hammy and features lightsabers, Batman, and space metal? Musical guest star Michelle (she just really likes musicals) joins us in breaking down Austin’s hot history takes, Helen Keller: Track Star, and the debut of “Food or Eww.”

In honor of our first celebration of Fang Day, Tim from *insert dolphin noise here* High School joins us to hear Austin judge books he’s never read and complain about how he can’t nature well. You’ll also hear tips on how to win word games with words that don’t exist yet and how Austin’s fear of hospitals hasn’t prevented him from sending his whole family to the ER.