Generic funky music! Autobot bureaucracy vs Decepticon autocracy! Ironhide is whiny! Scatman Crothers is Jazz, shine on! Minivans in space! Adult Spike! Casey Kasem is Lebanese, NOT Libyan!!

Join the APDC team in discussion of these topics, and more, as they deliver analysis on minute 6 of Transformers: The Movie.

Join the A-Pod D-Cast team as they discuss minute 5 of the animated classic!

Autobots' not-so-secret staging ground! Cybertron = Detroit? Victor Caroli: Horrifying, yet calming. Lazerbeak: not compatible with our system! Ironhide wants some action! Shockwave: all by himself! Frank Welker as Megatron: Lost in a cave! Optimus Prime: Germaphobe? Ron Friedman: Please come on our show!

In minute four of the Transformers, Lion rocks the credit sequence! Eric Idle flys on the Concorde! Robert Stack is nervous! Judd Nelson; hot star, impressive nostrils! Leonard Nimoy; consummate professional! Orson Welles; his last week on earth! John Mochita has a very specific skill! Shockwave; lonely? Frank Welker; broke-dick Mel Blanc? Lionel Stander; Blue Moon Detective Agency? Listen up, Biscuit Heads!!

Unicron eats Lithone. Kranix escapes, Arblus doesn't. Tangents! Ron Friedman seems like a charming man! Prowl and Bumblebee's hidden relationship! Lion rocks!