B Movie Breakdown

Flesh to flesh…skin to skin…tell a secret, die for your sin! What better time than the month of October to watch a movie that truly defines the words creepy and psychopath. Since it is that time of year, all month long we will be featuring a different horror movie and the first one happens to be chosen by one of you! We would like to thank Bryan Butt for this weeks movie, 1994’s The Paperboy. Disturbed paperboy Johnny McFarley murders an his elderly only to lure her family from the city out to the country. Why you may ask? Well because he wants to be a part of their family! As each day passes the Johnny tries to make friends with the family. Once the family sees what a sicko he is, they banish him from their lives. Then the terror truly begins, I mean this kid is pure bat shit crazy. He makes Leatherface look like a saint. Seriously, for a performance by a child, this is some next level crazy and creepiness.

Well folks, here it is! The one year anniversary episode of B Movie Breakdown! In the past year we have watched some unreal movies, had some unreal guests, and even had a change in co-hosts, but we are still coming at you as strong as ever. What better way to celebrate one full year of podcasting, than by cracking open some brews and watching one of the most ridiculous movies ever, Hard Ticket To Hawaii! This movie has it all: boobs, guns, explosions, frisbees with razor blades, cancer infect snakes, and more boobs. The agents of “the agency” must take down Seth Romero and his drug ring, all while looking out for a deadly escaped snake and making sure their shirts come off in almost every scene. I mean, how many movies during the end credits have a boob montage? So head over to YouTube, where you can watch this movie in full, or buy the Andy Sidaris collection on amazon for $5; and enjoy this masterpiece with us! We would like to thank all of you for the support over the past year!!

This week prepare for a beat off, as we are blessed yet again with a movie from Alamo Drafthouse Films. The movie we speak of is 2011’s THE FP, directed by The Trost Bros. In Frazier Park, their is only one way to settle things; an intense match up of Beat Beat Revelation. When JTRO’s brother BTRO gets 187’d when beating off against L Dubba E, from the rival 248’s, JTRO must reevaluate his life and see if the FP is truly worth defending. Join us and in following JTRO on his journey in this epic tale of love and revenge.

We’ve all been in this scenario: in a tower playing/acting out a role playing game when a crazy baboon, we thought was dead, kills everyone; right? Well if you haven’t you are in for a treat as this week on the podcast we discuss the 1990 film SHAKMA! Poor little SHAKMA is tortured in a lab by none other than Lightnin’ himself, Christopher Atkins. Just when they think the test monkey gone wild is put to sleep, he awakens to ruin their fun little game of…well we have no idea; some sort of live action rpg crossed with a computer tracking system. Will everyone survive the night in the tower with SHAKMA on the looose or will SHAKMA be reign over all? Watch the movie on Netflix, then listen in as we try to tame this wild beast!

This week on the podcast we discuss one of the greatest B Movies of all time! A movie that, until last year, had never seen the light of day (except like 8 theaters in Florida). And all thanks to Alamo Drafthouse films, MIAMI CONNECTION was able to be released and shown to the masses. Joining me (Corey) this week is Timmy Blaze & Chris from The T-Dawg Blizzlepops Comsey Stand Show to dicuss a movie far greater than Troll 2, Mac & Me, and The Room! In Orlando the Tai-Kwon-Do synth-rock band Dragon Sound must stop the Miami Ninja and get rid of their stupid cocaine! Does the band have what it take to defeat these ninjas and continue performing at the local night club, with dreams of a violence free world tour? Just wait and see! WE 100% RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE!!

We’ve all heard the tall tale of Paul Bunyan, but never have we seen this side of the giant and his big blue ox, Babe! This week Corey is joined by friends of the show Gina & Ryan to discuss the 2013 film ‘Axe Giant: The Wrath Of Paul Bunyan.” In 1894, some rude ass hunters killed Paul’s only friend, Babe The Blue Ox, which drove Paul Bunyan to go on a killing spree and be shunned by the one woman he loved. Since then he has been hiding and growing larger in his bachelor cave, that is until a group of first time offenders disturb the resting place of his only friend. Will Sgt. Holke’s Magic Bus of criminals, trying to turn their lives around, make it out of the woods alive or will the wrath of Paul Bunyan consume them all?

Grab an assault rifle and a grenade launcher, because we’re going back to school – WAY back to 1990’s dystopian mayhem-fest, Class of 1999! We love these dark future stories with no basis in reality. By 1999, school violence has risen so dramatically all across the country that the police have completely ceded the areas around schools to the gangs, but somehow still have the power to force gangbangers more heavily armed than a terrorist cell to go to class. Into this environment returns former gang member Cody Culp, who is paroled from his prison sentence for sniffing Leggos on the condition that he goes to class. Unfortunately for Cody and his Black Hearted buddies, the Department of Educational Defense just started using his school as the lab for its new “Tactical Education Units,” or Terminators-turned-teachers.

When the going gets tough, the tough start punching through peoples chests! This week we’ve opium tripped our way back to 1991 to watch the gore-ily over the top Hong Kong action film Riki-Oh: The Legend of Ricky! In a dystopian future where for-profit prisons are the norm, a mysterious, honorable stranger named Ricky is put behind bars for killing drug gang leaders. He soon finds out that his cell block is populated with thugs of Dragonball Z level power that no prison could ever hold, but for some reason, does.

So a nun, a Jamaican and a fat guy walk into an amusement park… If this sounds like a set-up for a joke, it is – but you’ll be laughing for all the wrong reasons when you join us for the final film in the 3 Ninjas quadrilogy: 1998’s 3 Ninjas Knuckle Under er, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain!

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