OwO and UwU to you, fellow dndweebs- the months-long transformation of Backwater Bastards into an anime saga is complete! Listen as they choose all the wrong disguises, cast some of the most extreme rolls to date- and frog jump combo attack as if the entire world as we know it was about to end. (It might actually be.)

Things are looking grim as our adventurers face down Pern's own reanimated right hand- and despite Haex and Cedric receiving some lucky new shinies- it could be the end for some of your favorites... 

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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We're not done with the dragons yet! Our Bastards are seeking higher ground- (rather against Blaznak's murder hungry will-), but, one must carefully choose the battles that they wish to dishonorably trifle with, or, so they say... (Well, or so say bastards, at least.)

That being said, a semi-clean escape was not in the cards for our adventurers- but lady luck has not completely turned her face! The Redheaded Gambler has seen something through the mists of the future- and has entrusted one of our own with a very auspicious treasure... Perhaps at the cost of our Baron.  

So mind yerselves and yer chalices- because Pern's wrath has a long arm, and it is swinging.

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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Fellow ingrates, lushes, and troublemakers ye- the dragoning continues!  

Our Bastards have met with beast after beast- looted some, allegedly killed others, and are now walking atop the great, sprawling, city-encrusted back of one! Join us as we learn the true identity of this strange island, as we recklessly walk directly into the encroaching mass of draconic ranks- (walk, hitch a ride on Blaznak, they are interchangeable at this point)- and as Haex becomes the actual first thing to finally make the cup toting Baron of booze, finally yak.

...And then rob him while he's passed out because friends don't let friends hold on to their own cash... Right? #CodeofBastards

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• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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This week Haex, The Baron and Dick Dynamite the Dm sit down to chat about the goings on in Rhalloran. An Orc rising in the south. The Dwarfs have closed their walled city and Kobolds are seen in the western jungles in bigger numbers.

Lets go Behind the viel with the Bastards!

Beholders Eye Podcast with nik Nak Mc Fegal!

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• And Polling this mess from one bad spot to another, Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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It's looking dark for our Bastards- what with the tragic loss of their Kobold artifacts, their woefully amusing entrapment, and the encroaching of yet another, greater, dragon... 

But all hope is not lost! Jump on board for a whole string of reunifications- as we welcome back the red-headed gambler and some integral pieces of both Blaznak and Cedric! 

It's one of our most visual episodes yet- (ok that could have been the wine)- and if you don't get a move on, DM Dick Dynamite'll rip it straight off a cliff before you can even loot it. Who knew he was actually trying to kill us?

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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Well, listeners, the Bastards have bested a dragon- but it has a FRIEND. Join us as a collection of questionable decisions unfold; through Haex's shameless looting, Cedric's unruffled religious displays, the Baron's near proximity to a half-cocked dwarven STRANGER- and of course Blaznak's eternal careening headfirst into violent chaos.

And hold fast to your satchels of impossibly convenient holding, friends- because some things of priceless value are suddenly missing, and Eric spies an even larger FRIEND....

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• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
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"THE THREE WILL BE UNITED, LONG LIVE THE ANCIENT ONES... " Blaznak has interrupted a rather large cultist meeting and has been met with a familiar face from the past... What do these cultists want with the bastards? Who is Tess the barmaid REALLY? And will Coward the cat ever be useful in a fight?

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen​
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon​
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts​
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews​
• And Polling this mess from one bad spot to another, Your Dungeon Master Dick - Richard Kimber-Bell​

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