Each week Our Devilish DM Dick Dynamite gives you a wee insight into his bag of tools, tips, and tricks. Learn how to DM like a pro from the god of us Bastards.

Hurry up and call in now- the line is HOT and Our experienced DM is standing by!

For those of you who haven't had a helping yet, this isn't just a love hotline- it's a new segment short of our show- Dicks Hot Tips! As you all know, the ultimate hero of BB is the musical, diabolical, man of many voices- Dick Dynamite. And for as many voices as he's got stored away for us, we get double the amount of questions for him.

Building your own homebrew? Taking on the heavy DM mantle for the first time? (Or the tenth?) Want a peek into the mind of our madman? Look no further- in true Bastard style, we will now be granting you access to as much Dick as you can stand!

Well... At least the tip. Don't want to blow it, after all. Tell us what you wanna hear!

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• And Polling this mess from one bad spot to another, Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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The Bastards are in rare form this week- hurling insults, balls of fire, EACHOTHER- and actually landing some damage!  

Jump into the fray as we completely derail into a wine-fueled OOC firestorm, and nearly break our shit talked to actions made record ratio (aka one hit per every 600 quips)! But hey, numbers are Cedric's game- the Bastards are on fire, the Zeraxian monks are dropping like flies- and, wait a minute-

Blaznak just killed a dragon.

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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LEAP off a cliff in the strong, protective arms of Blaznack, and feather fall with our Bastards right into- yes! ANOTHER dragon fight.

The secretive Island of Zerax has given our crew quite a bit to wade through! We have been knee-deep in the sea (whoops), in monks (whoops-), in temples of the artifact- (wh-) and now we're knee-deep in dragons, and more questions, about Talmorris... And where he has disappeared to now?

So Jump in! We're coming down off some cantrips, and we'll grab you on the way down.

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Each week Our Devilish DM Dick Dynamite gives you a wee insight into his bag of tools, tips, and tricks. Learn how to DM like a pro from the god of us Bastards.

Hurry up and call in now- the line is HOT and Our experienced DM is standing by!

For those of you who haven't had a helping yet, this isn't just just a love hotline- it's a new segment short of our show- Dicks Hot Tips! As you all know, the ultimate hero of BB is the musical, diabolical, man of many voices- Dick Dynamite. And for as many voices as he's got stored away for us, we get double the amount of questions for him.

Building your own homebrew? Taking on the heavy DM mantle for the first time? (Or the tenth?) Want a peak into the mind of our madman? Look no further- in true Bastard style, we will now be granting you access to as much Dick as you can stand!

Well.. At least the tip. Don't want to blow it, after all. Tell us what you wanna hear!

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]

If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet!

Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game.

• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• And Polling this mess from one bad spot to another, Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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The Bastards have left their run-aground ships behind, and are charging forth into the wonderous luxuries of Zerax! Or perhaps being carried.. By multiple monks- who are not quite as chuffed about the situation. 

There is great mystery on Zerax, as the Bastards learn more about the place, the artifact- and their wily charge, Talmorris- who might not be so much of a charge here?? What does it all mean? (Don't worry, Cedric is figuring it out.)

But! It's sailors on shore leave, ladies and tieflings- SO BRING ON THE DRINK AND FISH STICKS! (... And send it with some of them monks, will ye, Haex and Blaznak have both emptied their quarters of stuff to torture.) YO HO! 

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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AHOY, salt encrusted listeners, ye! Kindly be removin' the barnacles from your britches, as our hell cruise is pulling into port!

Well... Sort of. The crews are switching ships, the drink is flowing at an alarming rate- and the fire-haired elven gambler is beyond done doing "business" with our motley little band.

Either way, the Bastards have scraped themselves up upon the most curious and arcane shores of ZARKAS, armed with a shipload of wine and a hell of a lot of questions about who really knows who, who is hiding what, what is happening, and what is really inside Cedric's mysterious box?

Our sailors are going on shore leave- but don't sneak off now! We're not in Rhalloran, anymore...

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]

If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet!

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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The Bystanders are BACK, and this week we're dropping in on the disgruntled Kobold masses of Dha'Kobold- one of the last outposts of the mighty Kobold empire.

These chats are a new short-segment experiment for our crew, and if you're not up to date- here's the idea!:

Avast ye, faithful listeners! You all know the Backwater Bastards- now make way for the Backwater Bystanders! A pivotal role in our magical world is that of the innocent (heh) bystander... Those left in the wake of our Bastard's hijinks, the denizens of our worlds- the naysayers and truth speakers of the tales that move from backwater to backwater.

The talk has been happening behind our backs for some time- now you get to hear it too! Listen to our players cobble together the everyday NPC chatter that they imagine swilling around in Rhalloran- and beyond! Always a different crew, a different story- a different way for our Bastards to do what they do best, which is to craft grade A DM certified bullshit.

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]

If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet!

Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game.

• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

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Blaznak faces off against a creature dumber then his failed intelligence rolls, and unless he lays down the law, he may receive a few more cat scratches. Talmorris continues to be Talmorris and the three shall be one? What is this chant? What could it mean?

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]
If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet!

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• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen​
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon​
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts​
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews​
• And Polling this mess from one bad spot to another, Your Dungeon Master Dick - Richard Kimber-Bell​

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Each week Our Devilish DM Dick Dynamite gives you a wee insight into his bag of tools, tips, and tricks. Learn how to DM like a pro from the god of us Bastards.

Hurry up and call in now- the line is HOT and Our experienced DM is standing by!

For those of you who haven't had a helping yet, this isn't just just a love hotline- it's a new segment short of our show- Dicks Hot Tips! As you all know, the ultimate hero of BB is the musical, diabolical, man of many voices- Dick Dynamite. And for as many voices as he's got stored away for us, we get double the amount of questions for him.

Building your own homebrew? Taking on the heavy DM mantle for the first time? (Or the tenth?) Want a peak into the mind of our madman? Look no further- in true Bastard style, we will now be granting you access to as much Dick as you can stand!

Well.. At least the tip. Don't want to blow it, after all. Tell us what you wanna hear!

If you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. [email protected]

If you like our show then please help us grow and share it to a friend, or better yet!

Head on over to Itunes and give us a 5star review and tell us about your dnd game.

• Blaznak, Dragon Slayer & Champion of Hogswater - Even Mehl Amundsen
• Haex Masath, Outlaw mage and green to boot - Taylor van Biljon
• Cedric The Clerical Clerk, number wizz, body hacker - Devin Platts
• Baron DeBauch, Royal drunk - Daniel Matthews
• And Polling this mess from one bad spot to another, Your Dungeon MasterDick - Richard Kimber-Bell

See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.