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Are robots peer pressuring your children? Are you in danger of being attacked by drunkin wasps? What should you do if a pervert biker tries to break into your house? Find out tonight on The Local News!

Will a parasite in cat poop help stimulate the US economy? Are you committing murder every time you turn off your robot vacuum cleaner? Are you drinking vagina beer? The shocking answer tonight on The Local News!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a pair of teachers who are probably international criminal masterminds, a man who had to have all of his limbs amputated after getting licked by a dog, a criminal who couldn't stop getting arrested, an elderly woman who bowls better than everybody listening to this podcast, and a Local Sex story about 'smell parties'!

This week on The Local News, the guys give an update on the serial pooping superintendent and then report on a man who sued the guy his wife was cheating on him with, a couple who gave birth in a Chick-Fil-A, a naked man who tested the limits of what a 'judgement free zone' means, a woman who killed a fox with her bare hands, and a Local Sex story about...having sex with shrubs.

This week on "The Local News", the guys talk about man who shot at a police officer due to a strange misunderstanding, a company that is creating artificial beef, why the FDA is trying to personally shame Tommy (and all other lactose-intolerant people), a man impersonating a police officer who pulled over the cops, and a "Local Sex" story about…sperm!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a woman who is suing her nephew after "they" won the lottery, a pilot who's vaping almost took down a plane, a burglar who called 911 on himself, the man with the longest fingernails, and a "Local Sex" story about...actual sex!

If there's no show next week, it's because Tommy and/or Alex won the lottery! So in case they win, follow them both on TWITTER @TommyJohnagin and @AlexStoneComedy and watch them flaunt their millions.

This week on "The Local News" the guys report on (possibly?) human poop falling out of the sky in Canada, a fish manicure gone awry, a botched case of rattlesnake revenge, an adult website that is going to start captioning some of its videos, and a "Local Sex" story about nuts!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a man who paddle-boarded across the Hudson River, a Russian Burger King that will pay women to get impregnated by foreign soccer players, a man who stole toes from a dead body in a museum, a "Local Hero" who saved a frog from a snake, and a "Local Sex" story about a couple of firefighters who made a sex tape!

Give the podcast a 5-star review on iTunes, follow everybody on TWITTER @tommyjohnagin, @alexstonecomedy, and @Localnewspod, and in the words of the great Tommy Johnagin: You're food until you're shit!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on a Canadian clarinet player who's ex sabotaged his life, a teacher who was playing it fast and loose with language, parents who are getting sued for $164k because of something that their kid broke, a woman who choked a bobcat to death, and a "Local Sex" about sex robots!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on the World's Largest Orgy and then report on a man who had his leg amputated (and then served his severed leg for dinner), a man who was mistaken for dead, a woman who was traumatized by bees, and a Local Sex story about very sexy...livestock.