Bad Book Bash

Our newest season of BBB is finally here! This time, we're talking about a new supernatural creature that hasn't yet been addressed in this series...sexy dogs, AKA werewolves. Our comedian guest stars for this season are Ren Forsyth and Saoirse Smith, two dog-lovers and Dublin comedians.

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Darren Shan, world-renowned horror author, came onto "Bad Book Bash" to answer some fan-questions and talk about his works. We talk about "Cirque du Freak" vs "Twilight", the thought process Darren has behind the creation of his characters (particularly Mr. Crepsley), and we do some good old ginger bashing

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We have made it to the end of the book! Violet and Kaspar have their first consensual romantic encounter (although I don't know if Stockholm syndrome counts as consent...never mind it doesn't and this "relationship" is still horrible). Violet gets reunited with her family, and we meet people from another dimension just as the book is about to end. Cian Jordan and Matthew Tallon are the comedian guest stars for this season, and they are co-running Dublin's hottest new comedy club "Hysteria" along with several other comedians. Check them out on Facebook and Instagram!

Violet, who was told she could never leave the vampire castle for as long as she lives, is taken to London for a shopping spreeeeee! The vampires and Violet also run into Joel, Violet's ex, while they're flaunting their kidnapped victim around, and a few of the vampires decide to have a random blood orgy in the middle of a park.

In this episode, Violet has to fight off both Kaspar and Fabian, the former who acts completely oblivious to the fact that she has just been assaulted, and the latter who acts like a total nice guy fucc boi. Lyla throws a fit that Violet is getting all the attention and makes a few slurs regarding Violet's...humanity? Also, Matthew and Betsy get slightly drunk, something that has only ever been done on this book for BBB

This episode starts off with Violet getting full-on bitch slapped to the face, just after she was already attacked by a pervy ancient vampire. Violet and Kaspar start getting even closer, mainly against Violet's will, and just as we start to warm up to Kaspar he ruins it with a creepy crawl through Violet's window and attacking her. Hide yo kids hide yo wife. I hate this book so much

Kaspar, the 200 year old vampire prince, continues his hot-and-cold shenanigans with his teenage kidnap victim Violet Lee while she tries to hide out and not get literally attacked by every vampire that comes into her path. Also, Matthew Tallon tries setting Betsy up with his grandfather who may or may not be in the IRA, while Cian continues to dish out some serious sass while also being impressed with how Violet's mental state has not completely broken down so far.

We are finally introduced to Violet's dad, and the only good character in the book, Michael Lee the Minister of Defense! We also talk about how pissed off Stephanie Meyer has become of Twilight riffs, and Cian talks some trash about the Bush family

Violet gets sucked further into the Stockholm syndrome as all the vampires try to hit on her, despite being literally 10 times her age. Also, Cian talks about the best way to groom a person, Matthew ponders about vampire AIDs, and everyone has an intense debate about vampire abortion rights.

Violet gets attacked by a giant squid and then its never mentioned again. Kaspar starts showing more of his statutory-predatory side as Violet tries staying sane with her not-like-other-girls attitude. Cian and Matthew discuss daddy issues and the Tories.