Bad Stories

A grandmother reads her granddaughter the story of their family's history. The story involves a village of swordsman and fisherman; men who fish with swords. Their village is overtaken, and our hero, a princess, embarks on an adventure to find a weapon with which she can retake her home. This story involves a reverse mermaid, war crimes, pirate burglars, a pelican, familial love, and wall-to-wall male nudity. We're talking full frontal, baby.

Music:
Daughter by Four Tet
Where Is My Mind? by The Pixies

A critically acclaimed actor wants to do his own stunts, but he's afraid of stairs. To make matters worse, after winning his fourth Oscar in three years, our hero walks in on his wife sleeping with the head stunt man of his next film. Starring Timothée Chalamet and Jackie Chan and no one else, Second Chans tells the story of the greatest stuntman on earth.

"You're alive, but your knees are backwards."