Someone lock us in a padded room (padded room) because we’re getting rowdy and shouty this episode, and frankly we could use the rest. 

In this meaty Bagel Bite graciously brought to you by Big Weather, we’re facing down our personal bath mat cleaning battles, telling tales of semi-heroic dogs and somewhat-missing children, and asking the hard questions when it comes to the race relations of Finland. 

Come get lost in this Playmobil dollhouse of episodes, where we’ll keep you entertained for so long that people just may start to worry.