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Dave has worn the same jacket in his pizza reviews for the last month, so he was pretty pissed to see Office Manager Brett wearing the same one at the company Christmas party last night. He can't believe the advertisers thought it was smart to send an entire box of jackets to HQ so guys like Brett and Robbie Fox end up wearing them. Dave gets the co-founder of the jacket company on the phone to ask them how they let this happen.

Zah has been working at Barstool for 5 months and never told anybody that he's seen aliens. How is this possible? Zah details his firsthand experience of the historically documented "Ariel School UFO sighting" when he was 5-years-old. He also tells a bonus story of using a witch doctor to punish one of his enemies.

Nobody knows how merciless the merch game can be better than Feitelberg, and this time he's the victim. Roger Goodell and the NFL are jacking his idea by selling "Sundays Are For The" themed shirts for every team. Kevin and Feits actually respect the hell out of this move, however villainous it may be. We call Mr. Michael Portnoy Esq. for some legal advice and his accent incepts Kevin's brain.

The intensity of the Barstool office was at an all time high. Eagles fans were upset over the Carson Wentz injury, Mets/Red Sox fans were angry at the Giancarlo Stanton trade, and everyone else was getting jacked up for Rough N Rowdy on Friday night. We reminisce about the Blackout Tour days where we were making a ton of money, throwing crazy foam parties, and fighting entire fraternities for our survival. Judd Apatow appears as a guest on the show for the second time. Brendan Schaub calls in to give his expert MMA opinion on Hank vs. Tex. Dave calls in the day of the fight from a West Virginia Chick-Fil-A to give an update on how things are going, and tell a story about going to the strip club the night before. All this and more on Barstool Radio. 

Dave calls in live from a Chick-fil-A in West Virginia. The animosity between Hank and Tex is growing after Tex said some shit about Ria, and Hank pantsed Tex. Dave tells a wild story about going to a West Virginia strip club and seeing something insanely strange.

A caller asks the KFC Radio guys if Hank has secretly been training in underground fight clubs, which reminds Feitelberg of the time he and Gaz had to fight off a ton of frat brothers during the Blackout tour days. A picture surfaces from around the time of the incident where Feits has a shaved head, Gaz has hair, and they both have black eyes.

With Rough N Rowdy just a few days away, we reminisce about the other large events we have put on in the past, specifically the Barstool Blackout Tour. Julie Stewart-Binks learns all about the history of the Blackout Tour, from putting the shows together, to Glenn the Foam Guy, to the press coverage that tried to sink the pirate ship. We look back on one of Dave's favorite Barstool videos ever, 'Barstool Sports is a pirate."

Noah Syndergaard has deleted all his old Instagram photos of his ex-girlfriend, which means he's back in the running as NYC's most eligible athlete, along with Giancarlo Stanton and Kristaps Porzingis. Dave believes that he and Kristaps have similar chances at picking up hot chicks because nobody wants to date a goofy-looking 7'3 Latvian dude. We also revisit some of Dave's best commentary from last year's Rough N Rowdy.

Passion ran hot at Barstool HQ this week with Rough N Rowdy just around the corner. Intense arguments like 'Would Wayne Gretzky make it in today's NFL?" and "Is Conor McGregor cheating on his girl with Rita Ora?" consumed the office. Dave has become obsessed with trying to obtain as much Bitcoin as he can, despite not knowing anything about it. Big Cat and Ria admit that they are a little nervous at the prospect of Hank losing to Tex in RnR, and Tex tries to fight Big Cat in the studio. 15-Year-Old Steve also came in to hangout with us for his 16th birthday, but he'll always be 15 in our hearts. 

As Rough N Rowdy 1: There Will Be Blood approaches, Ria and Big Cat are starting to get a little nervous that Hank won't beat Tex. Big Cat calls Tex a pussy, and this prompts the two to engage in fisticuffs. Kevin met his hero Mike Francesa yesterday, and that reminds Dave of the time his dad called Boston radio host Eddie Andelman to defend a boxer named Dangerous Dana Rosenblatt. Andelman called Mr. Portnoy a pinhead and Dave will never forget it.