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Chaps is in town for the Army-Navy game this weekend, and his decision-making on what to order for lunch would surprise you. Michael Rapaport tries to give Chaps healthy suggestions in between loud, sickly-sounding coughs. Donald Trump is getting roasted on the internet because it seems like his dentures were falling out during a very important speech. Pres tells a story about what Captain Cons did at last year's Army-Navy game.

People are mad online about Dave's latest pizza review because of the way Dave treated a homeless guy. However, the homeless guy knew about apps, had nice shoes, and said artichoke pizza was the best kind of pizza, so we have doubts he was even homeless at all. A WFAN caller asked Mike Francesa if he was on Team Portnoy, which led to Mike giving us props for our edginess. Despite how much he likes our Francesa-inspired t-shirts, he says he will not be joining Barstool after his run at WFAN is over next week.

Frankie poses a hypothetical to Julie: Could 1984 Wayne Gretzky make an NHL team in the year 2017? Frankie says that since the style of play was so different back then that Gretzky wouldn't even be able to make an NHL roster today. Ryan Whitney and Stu Feiner call in to tell Frankie how absolutely wrong his take is. 

Everybody seemed to be arguing with each other in a contentious week at Barstool Headquarters. Some of the most heated debates your ears have ever heard took place right here on Barstool Radio. Age-old questions like 'Would you rather have a real or a fake Christmas tree?' and 'Is it called a cheese doodle or a cheese puff?' were fought over with fury. Pat McAfee and the Heartland boys stopped by on Monday to host the show and participate in or our Cyber Monday Telethon. Jared Carrabis claims he would not change lives with Justin Timberlake. Kevin brings in his hair stylist so she can passionately lobby Dave to let her cut his hair. World Series of Poker legend Phil Hellmuth stops by talk some cards and take your calls. Mr. Portnoy, Clem, and Rico Bosco make major contributions this week as well. All this and more on Barstool Radio. 

Kevin started a dramatic debate on Twitter this morning about how fake Christmas trees are better than real Christmas trees, and it carried over into the show. Kevin is Team Fake Tree because he's too lazy to get a real one and then have to clean it up afterward. Dave forces Frankie to play Oh Hanukkah much to Kevin's dismay. We also have two callers who are excited about the upcoming Rough 'N" Rowdy fight.

The only thing left to eat in the snack room at Barstool HQ is regular Cheetos, which stinks because Dave believes Baked Cheetos are the better kind. This leads to the Barstool Radio crew getting into a heated debate about what the correct nomenclature of cheese based snacks are.  Are they doodles? Are they puffs? Or are they curls? We bring on an expert, Clem to discuss. When Dave doesn't like Clem's answer, he wants to get his mother on the line, but instead we get Mr. Portnoy, who goes on a tangent about the Milano cookies he eats for breakfast.

World Series of Poker legend Phil Hellmuth joins today's show to talk about his WSOP success, the poker boom of the mid-2000's, Phil Ivey and more. Dave tells a funny poker story involving his friend Elio, and Rico Bosco makes an appearance as well.

When Kevin poses the question 'is there anyone you would rather be than Prince Harry?' Carrabis almost answers Justin Timberlake, but decides he is happy being himself. Kevin and Dave  laugh, dismiss him, and call him an idiot. Kevin and Dave never get along better than when they are making jokes at Jared's expense.

On a short week before the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, the show breaks down the upcoming Eagles/Pats Super Bowl, more Sean Kingston, awkward office encounters, overs, and if Christmas is better than Thanksgiving. Fran joins the show because the Eagles do nothing but win, and are looking like the favorite to win the NFC. On Tuesday, Dave and Big Cat watch Iowa-South Dakota State down to the final seconds to see if the over hits. Starting 9 producer Justin joins the show because he walked in on Dave in the bathroom. Kevin and Big Cat spend the day before Thanksgiving debating Thanksgiving vs. Christmas, taking calls from our top guys like Rico and Steve, and learning about nerd stuff from All Business Pete. All that and more on Barstool Radio.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all the Barstool Radio listeners. Kevin is not planning on enjoying his Thanksgiving because he has to host. Big Cat defends Thanksgiving as a great holiday, mainly because football is on. Big Cat also makes fun of All Business Pete because he doesn't actually do any work, and Trent makes a guest appearance because he'll be all alone on Thanksgiving.