On this week's episode, Derek's birthday is coming up, and Scotty buys too much shit on MLB.com. Sam Darnold gets traded to the Carolina Panthers, and Aaron Rodgers gets trolled on Jeopardy. Baylor gets through Houston and Gonzaga to win the National Championship, and Shohei Ohtani is a stud. Angel fans throw garbage cans onto the field when they play the Astros, and the Texas Rangers sell out the first public event since COVID. Would you have Michael J. Fox shave your nuts, or live in a home with modern art? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!