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  • Johann Sebastian Balk

    This week: Giants News, Bingo-related Follow Up, more Weird Baseball Things, and the Minor League Team of the Week.


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    Giants News

    Derek Holland Blasts Giants Management, Says Team Had Him Fake An Injury

    Follow Up

    We have received the following bingo square suggestions from an unknown listener:

    1. Walk off home run
    2. Double steal
    3. Ground rule double
    4. Suicide squeeze
    5. Balk
    6. Runner interference
    7. Infield fly rule
    8. Sacrifice fly
    9. Some other ones we came up with during the show:

      • You hear “popcorn” on the broadcast
      • Someone doesnt catch the ball in foul ground
      • Bat boy
      • Player on first talks to the first baseman
      • Game with fans on the field
      • Organ music
      • PA screwups
      • Further suggestions: [email protected]

        Weird Baseball Things

        A Bad Throw To First Forced Niko Goodrum To Send A Flying Knee Into Marwin Gonzalez’s Face

        Edwin Jackson set to play for record 14th team

        [The Irregular Outfields of Baseball
        The DataFace](http://thedataface.com/2019/04/sports/baseballs-irregular-outfields)

        Madison Bumgarner And Yasiel Puig Are Making Their Long-Distance Hatred For One Another Still Work Filed to: Beef.

        Minor League Team of the Week

        There’s a jingle this time! Thanks haroldina.

        This week’s team is the Augusta GreenJackets, sent in by @theTiger. They’re named for something related to a golf tournament. Go figure.

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          • This has been Baseline and that’s the ballgame!

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          • Is a Hot Dog a Mammal?

            This week, we discuss breaking slumps, BEES, and minor league team hats. Then, Kyle challenges Andrew to a game about baseball food.


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            This week, we discuss breaking slumps, BEES, and minor league team hats. Then, Kyle challenges Andrew to a game about baseball food.

            Weird Baseball Things

            How to Break a Slump

            Giants score in first inning for 1st time this year

            Please send us Baseline Bingo square suggestions at [email protected].

            BEES

            Bees Invade Giants-Reds Game

            FOX Sports Ohio on Twitter: “DIETRICH TO THE RESCUE!… “

            Cincinnati Reds on Twitter: “Derek Beetrich. 🐝… “

            More Weird Baseball Things

            Minor League Baseball’s Copa de la Diversión Hats, Ranked

            NPR on Twitter: “1/ At ballparks these days, a hot dog is no longer just a hot dog. A sub is no longer just a sub. Meet the bulgogi hoagie, a concoction found at Nationals Park that’s piled high with Korean BBQ beef, caramelized onions and “kimcheese wiz.”

            MLB Food Fest

            Kyle discusses his experience at MLB Food Fest, and the age old question of “Is a hot dog a sandwich?” is debated.

            Food Fest Game

            Kyle challenges Andrew to guess which baseball team is responsible for each “food item” he had at the MLB Food Fest.

            Minor League Team of the Week

            This week’s Minor League Team of the Week is the Louisville Bats the Derby City Mint Juleps. At least until we review the replay and decide to disqualify them in favor of the second-place finisher.

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              • Mr. Shucks

                This week, more weird baseball things, stealing bases: how does it work?, and Mr. Shucks.


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                Follow Up

                (K)hris Davis

                Cut4 Pitcher Pinch Hitting

                Send Coffee

                “The greatest double play ever”

                Stealing Bases

                This week’s topic is stealing bases and the complicated rules and strategies around stealing a base. Thank you to OliveSoop for the suggestion.

                We talk about signs, leading off, stealing first, stealing home, tagging out, picking off, a pickle,

                Minor League Team of the Week

                The Team of the Week this week is the Cedar Rapids Kernels. Because corn, you see?

                Behold Mr. Shucks, the mascot:

                😛

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                  • Don't "Dude Perfect" My MLB

                    Kyle went to a minor league game. Also, we discuss Weird Baseball Things that have happened lately.


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                    Kyle went to a minor league game. Also, we discuss Weird Baseball Things that have happened lately.

                    Follow Up

                    Chris Davis ends futility streak, turning mock cheers into Red Sox pain

                    Davis ended his record slump at 0 for 54 and drew applause from rival fans at Fenway Park, lining a single and two doubles while driving in four runs as the Baltimore Orioles beat the Boston Red Sox 9-5 Saturday to stop a four-game losing streak.

                    “That’s a long time without getting a hit,” he said. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with it, but obviously something special.”

                    Davis broke into a smile when his bases-loaded, two-run single in the first inning broke the drought.

                    “It meant a lot to me,” he said.

                    He tried to make the most of his terrible stretch.

                    “I said it a couple of weeks ago: ‘You have to embrace it at some point,’” he said.

                    Davis walked to the plate in the first to what mostly appeared to be mock cheers when he was announced. But many of those quickly changed when he hit a liner over the head of second baseman Dustin Pedroia, ending the longest hitless streak ever by a position player.

                    Weird Baseball Things

                    J.A. Happ tried to be like Bartolo Colon on this play, but he’s not him and nobody is

                    The rarest thing in baseball just happened

                    Pitcher pulls off a move straight out of the ‘Matrix’ to avoid line drive

                    Pitcher Yu Darvish hits three people with one magnificent throw

                    A new study of MLB pitch calls makes a strong case for robotic umpires

                    Minor League Team of the Week

                    This week’s team is the Las Vegas Aviators. Kyle went and watched one of their games in their brand new stadium! Jackie Robinson Day! Free parking!

                    Finn the Bat Dog

                    Finn, the Las Vegas Aviators’ bat dog, was trying to do his job but the home-plate umpire had other plans

                    [Finn the Bat Dog
                    Twitter](https://twitter.com/finnthebatdog)

                    Follow Finn the Bat Dog.

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                      • The Futility Mark

                        This one’s a short one, because we respect your time, dear listener.

                        Discussed: the futility mark and baseball fights.


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                        This one’s a short one, because we respect your time, dear listener.

                        Discussed: the futility mark and baseball fights.

                        I Have No Idea What I’m Doing - Andrew’s other, more controversial podcast.

                        Topics
                        • Davis now 0-for-44, closing in on futility mark
                          • UPDATE: He has since surpassed the futility mark, but then got a hit.
                          • Baseball Fights
                            • Real or not? Despite Puig’s fire, Reds are already toast
                            • Yasiel Puig tried to fight the entire Pirates team during a bench-clearing brawl
                            • Yarr, we be the Pirates of Pittsburgh.
                            • Minor League Team of the Week

                              This week’s team is the Lehigh Valley IronPigs of Allentown, Pennsylvania. World-renowed steel.

                              Check it out:

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                                • Kyle Expects Nachos

                                  We talk about Opening Day, the results of our Twitter poll for the first film for Letterboxd Score, and ballpark food. Mostly ballpark food, to be honest.


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                                  We talk about Opening Day, the results of our Twitter poll for the first film for Letterboxd Score, and ballpark food. Mostly ballpark food, to be honest.

                                  Followup

                                  Opening Day happened, and baseball that counts feels way different from Spring Training. Revenues are up! Lots of inside baseball talk.

                                  Opening Day Twitch

                                  Opening Day Baseball!

                                  Letterboxd Score

                                  Twitter has determined that we will be watching The Sandlot (1993) as the first movie. We’ll be watching it… sometime. Also, James Earl Jones was in Click. Also, there were three Sandlot films. We’re definitely only gonna watch the first one. You’re welcome for that knowledge.

                                  Ballpark Food and Baseball Snacks

                                  Trader Joe’s White Cheddar Corn Puffs

                                  Where to Eat at Comerica Park, Home of the Detroit Tigers

                                  Beyond Burger

                                  Behold the Beefless ‘Impossible Whopper’

                                  #BunsShouldBeUtensils

                                  Please do not unnecessarily combine foods.

                                  Morning Show on Goodstuff.network

                                  How Much Longer Will Baseball Stadiums Be For Baseball Fans?

                                  Good Beer Hunting podcast episode

                                  Minor League Team of the Week

                                  The team of the week this week is the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amarillo_Sod_Poodles.

                                  Amarillo, Texas

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                                    • Mascot Simulator 2019

                                      Or, A Very Muscular Horse.

                                      We wrap up spring training and look forward to Opening Day. We also listen to a game and talk through it. #WholeSquadReady


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                                      We wrap up spring training and look forward to Opening Day. #WholeSquadReady

                                      We start by, uh, listening to some baseball (Reds vs. Braves). We describe what’s happening. We also spend a not insignificant period of time discussing the safety equipment that baseball players (baseballmen?) wear.

                                      Also discussed: pine tar, RBIs, double switches.

                                      Bacon-Wrapped Pizza

                                      We Did an Opening Day Stream

                                      And you missed it. But you can watch it here.

                                      We talk about what we did (or didn’t) do to prepare.

                                      Minor League Team of the Week

                                      This week’s team of the week is the Louisville Bats.

                                      That’s the Luhvull Bats.

                                      (Yes, Andrew called it the Major League Team of the Week. And Kyle called bats birds. We regret the errors.)

                                      Buddy Bat battles Darth Vader

                                      Buddy Bat’s twitter

                                      #GetBuddyTo750

                                      Then we have an idea for a video game where you play as a mascot. Mascot Simulator 2019. Get in touch if you want to license this idea.

                                      Jar Jar

                                      A Very Muscular Horse

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                                        • Big Ball Chunky Time

                                          Folks… you’ve been waiting. It’s finally here. It’s Big Ball Chunky Time.

                                          Also, we’re streaming MLB The Show 19 on March 28th at 7:05 PM EDT for Opening Day! Please tune in. Here’s the info.


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                                          IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

                                          We’re streaming MLB The Show 19 on March 28th at 7:05 PM EDT for Opening Day! Please tune in. Here’s the info.

                                          Back to the shownotes…

                                          Andrew did an exercise. He’s sore. We discuss. And try to tie it to baseball. It kind of works.

                                          The flip-flop Kyle mentions is from… this. Uh, yeah.

                                          Then, finally, we get to BIG BALL CHUNKY TIME! Maybe sure you celebrate in the traditional way.

                                          Follow Up

                                          Kyle watched the Reds @ Dodgers game on Pi Day. There was only one audio stream. It was just crowd noise. Kind of wild. Kyle recorded some of it.

                                          Then Kyle watched a game on St. Patrick’s Day. MLB goes all out for St. Patty’s. Lots of green. It was… confusing. Then, we discuss Guinness.

                                          MLB Rule Changes

                                          MLB to implement new rule changes that will shake up look of sport

                                          Jeff Samardzija says MLB should eliminate extra innings, implement ties

                                          We go through all the upcoming rule changes. Kyle asks Andrew to rule on them.

                                          Minor League Team of the Week

                                          This week’s team of the week is the Norfolk Tides.

                                          Behold “Rip Tide”, the mascot:

                                          There are some missed co-branding opportunities here.

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                                              • Watching a Spring Training Game in Arizona

                                                Kyle recaps his experience watching spring training games in Arizona. Andrew gets his hat.


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                                                Follow Up

                                                Andrew got his hat!

                                                • The “rustic” hat
                                                • MLB At Bat and Aaron’s suggestions
                                                  • You want TV?
                                                  • T-Mobile’s MLB promotion
                                                  • The movie episodes will be called Letterbox Score. Thank you to Kenny for the brilliant name. If you want to get these episodes and other bonus content, you can pledge to the Goodstuff Patreon.

                                                    The movie poll is here. Pick a good movie.

                                                    Watching the Giants at Spring Training

                                                    Observations include:

                                                    • National Anthem
                                                    • Player Introductions
                                                    • Standing ovation for Hunter Pence
                                                    • 2 minutes between half innings
                                                    • Concessions people
                                                    • Peanuts
                                                      • “nut detritus”
                                                      • Interference
                                                        • Do not do this.
                                                        • Rain delays and pouring rain
                                                          • Mar 12 game was cut short at 4.5 innings
                                                          • Game ended at 4-2 Giants
                                                          • Official game
                                                          • Also, there’s good breweries out there.
                                                          • Team of the Week

                                                            Rochester Red Wings to wear ASL jerseys

                                                            Thanks to @tygerMatt for sending this in.

                                                            You can send us suggestions on Twitter or at [email protected].

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                                                                • Watching a Game

                                                                  In this episode of Baseline, Kyle and Andrew discuss the spring training games they watched. And also hats.


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                                                                  Welcome back to Baseline! We watched some Spring Training games!

                                                                  We watched games using MLB.TV. It went pretty well. We watched the SF-CIN game, and only the SF side was televised, so Andrew had to watch that.

                                                                  We discuss play-by-play announcers, then talk about wanting to personally play baseball.

                                                                  In the SQUAT.

                                                                  Rookie Questions
                                                                  • Breaking ball
                                                                  • Changeup
                                                                  • “3-2” curveballs
                                                                  • 12-6 curveball
                                                                  • Inside/outside
                                                                  • The count
                                                                  • Also discussed: how broadcasters put baseball graphics and info on screen, versus other sports.

                                                                    Bryce Harper

                                                                    We discuss Bryce Harper and free agency in general.

                                                                    Opening Day

                                                                    We discuss opening day and how it has been CRUELLY ROBBED from the Reds.

                                                                    Andrew Looks For Hats

                                                                    Andrew has decided to get a hat. We shop for one.

                                                                    This episode is not sponsored by Lids. For all your dad hat needs.

                                                                    Kyle’s Spring Training Plans

                                                                    Kyle’s going to an in-person spring training game.

                                                                    Team of the Week

                                                                    This week’s Team of the Week is the New Orleans Baby Cakes.

                                                                    Send TOTW suggestions to [email protected].

                                                                    Closer

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                                                                    Thanks for listening!

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                                                                  About Baseline

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