Basic Snitches

Chapter 32: The Elder Wand -

Adam writes one of the greatest things ever written...even though Tara stole all his adjectives. Again.

Chapter 31: The Battle of Hogwarts -

Harry figures stuff out! We're so proud even though he's a dummy dumb dumb. Harry's interrogation tactics are just to be a dick, but hey, it's effective. Harry sees a statue and it reminds him of another statue.

Everyone goes on vacation to Albania and Tom is the strangest name ever.

Adam gives us all a lesson in the floor plans of Hogwarts thanks to his blueprints book and Hogwarts legacy.

Chapter 30: The Sacking of Severus Snape -

Amycus and Alexto suck.

McG and Luna are badass.

Slughorn is a walrus.

The movie is...eh...okay? They don't have the budget for us to see the Ravenclaw common room and they're not paying John Cleese, so... 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 29: The Lost Diadem - in this episode we ask the important questions: Why are there so many crowns in this series? Why is Cho back at Hogwarts? Why are Adam and Tara so amazing at the word association game?

Chapter 28: The Missing Mirror -

Congratulations on your new couch, Adam!!!

Aberforth is fed up, Harry is determined, Ariana Grande is bffs with Neville.

Chapter 27: The Final Hiding Place -

THEY RIDE A DRAGOON 😁😁😁

Ron is sassy. Hermione is prepared. Harry gets to see into Voldy's head (so all usual stuff).

And it's time to go home ❤️🏰

Chapter 26: Gringotts - if Tara and Adam were wizards they would steal furniture from Parma.

The trio and Griphook go on a field trip, Hermione is too friendly and Harry learns a new spell!

Justice for dragoon!!!

Chapter 25: Shell Cottage -

Adam and Tara discuss the importance of wearing crowns for every day tasks and Harry becomes a grandfather.

Oh, and "daddy" is an adjective now.

Chapter 24: The Wandmaker - We love the coziness of Shell Cottage and spending time with Bill and Fleur.

The trio interrogate Griphook and Ollivander and Tara rants about how stupid Voldy and his crew were to not make Ollivander make them extra wands...

Highly combustible, O2 is BACK and we are two Slytherins and two Gryffindors together determining which is the best magical creature out there!

New facts that are absolute canon about magical creatures:

Sirius Black is a Disney princess and makes friends with all the woodland creatures

The Giant Squid (aka: Adam) is lazy but effective

Thestrals are the Ford F150s of the series