Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince book/movie wrap-up, or, an evaluation of the resume of Mr. Harry James Potter and his undeniable qualifications to maybe, just maybe, be trusted to know what he's talking about.

Chapter 30: The White Tomb -

We spend a lot of time in Harry's head but that's honestly better than being around the Pink devil (who comes to Dumble's funeral for what purpose?).

We also discuss the complete unimportance of Eileen Prince and how the HBP book was not evil, just misused. Tara even gives Snape a little bit of a pass... 😱

Chapter 29: The Phoenix Lament - This whole chapter takes place in the hospital wing where everything is awkward and sad. Also Fawkes is setting shit on fire and tearing things up now.

Chapter 28: Flight of the Prince (or, Snape Prances Away)

Fuck that blonde death eater.

Chapter 27: The Lightening Struck Tower - Even though he's basically on Death's door, Dumble still makes sure to give Baby Death Eater some kudos for doing a good job on his woodworking project. Post Hogwarts, we need the short story series of Draco attending Magical Trade School.

Tara is a bad speller but definitely knows how to spell Frenrirrr.

Adam, your word is PROTEIN. 

Also, Frenrirrr isn't even a real Death Eater...he's just a throat-eater

This episode is about Snape.

Episode title is still about Hagrid.

Because he's better than Snape 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 26: The Cave -

It's finally vacay time!!!! Dumble and Harry arrive in Palm springs to find that the hotel accommodations were not as expected.... But at least, there are some cool water features...

Chapter 25: The Seer Overhead - So why can Slughorn give students mead but Trelawney has to hide he sherry bottles?

Also, everything is Snape's fault. 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 24 - Sectumsempra

Adam's house is hot and Tara is slowly removing clothing.

Draco and Harry have a dick measuring contest.

Again.

Ginny is the actual best.

Harry is an idiot.

Seriously.

WTF Harry.

PS. Snape still sucks.

Chapter 23: Horcruxes -

Dan is still here and with Dan, we get Victoria - queen of the fantastic one-liners!

Seriously though, Victoria and Adam bring the chaotic energy to this episode while we highlight just how nerdy Dan is.

This podcast is full of nerds.

Tapeworms are gross.