Chapter 26: The Cave -

It's finally vacay time!!!! Dumble and Harry arrive in Palm springs to find that the hotel accommodations were not as expected.... But at least, there are some cool water features...

Chapter 25: The Seer Overhead - So why can Slughorn give students mead but Trelawney has to hide he sherry bottles?

Also, everything is Snape's fault. 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 24 - Sectumsempra

Adam's house is hot and Tara is slowly removing clothing.

Draco and Harry have a dick measuring contest.

Again.

Ginny is the actual best.

Harry is an idiot.

Seriously.

WTF Harry.

PS. Snape still sucks.

Chapter 23: Horcruxes -

Dan is still here and with Dan, we get Victoria - queen of the fantastic one-liners!

Seriously though, Victoria and Adam bring the chaotic energy to this episode while we highlight just how nerdy Dan is.

This podcast is full of nerds.

Tapeworms are gross.

SINNING IS FUN!

Pausing from the book for just one week, we discuss the Seven Deadly Sins and how the characters of the series represent each one. We also take a look at the Seven Heavenly Virtues.

Chapter 22: After the Burial - On this week's episode of "wizards will pretty much drink anything you put in front of them", we discuss Slughorn and Hagrid's drunken shenanigans, continue to acknowledge Hermione as the voice of reason, and learn that Harry is really skilled at guilt tripping people...(wonder who he learned that from... )

Chapter 21: The Unknowable Room -

The most important thing in this chapter is that sassy Ron is amazing 😂

Also, it's clear that both Harry AND Kreacher need to chill when it comes to their obsession with Malfoy.

Chapter 20: Lord Voldemort's Request -

Brian is back and there are hot cookies!

Madame Adam makes an appearance!

We roast Dumble a lot here and discuss the journey of each horcrux that Voldy has made and we do an interesting word collaboration.

Chapter 19: Elf Tales - Basically, McDickface is the WORST. Also, Ron needs to grow a pair and PomPom is sassy.

The taco discussion in this episode is INTENSE. Because tacos are the most important.

Chapter 18: Crispy Dick...I mean, Birthday Surprises -

Everyone sucks dicks.

We all know what the 3 Ds are... 🤷‍♀️