Basic Snitches

Hiiiiiiii! Welcome to our second special episode on Puffs, or Seven Increasingly Eventful Years at a Certain School of Magic and Magic!

Two of our favorite Snitches are back as we reminisce about our time as Puffs 💛🖤

Thank you to Darcy for the questions and thank you to Matt Cox for giving us a beautiful and hilarious show with so much heart and hugs.

Please be our friend!

#thirdornothing🦡

Chapter 15: The Goblins' Revenge - CAMPING IS FUN

Also, the trio get to be nosy bitches, just like the good ol' days... until Ron leaves like a little bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

(Tara took all Adam's adjectives)

Chapter 14 (of Aesop's Fables?): The Thief -

We will drink wine out of (almost) anything.

BABY NEEDS JELLY!!!

This is where they start camping so that's all that happens the rest of the book 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 13: The Muggle Born Registration Committee- Well, our heros managed to get INTO the ministry but that's where the success ends 🤷‍♀️

Harry falls back on his old habits of being nosy AF, Ron is (as usual) twarted by his lack of real magical skill (😬), and Hermione is forced to spend time with the pink demon. They do manage to survive but not without that fucker Yaxley being in entirely too much of the chapter.

Chapter 12: Magic is Might -

Today we're talking about chapter 12 of War and Peace...just kidding 😂

The trio and Kreacher have a domestic start to the chapter before they move into their plan to infiltrate the Ministry.

We discuss how Kreacher is fluffy now that he has a nice/not evil master.

We also realize that we want Yaxley dead as much as Umbridge. That guy sucks.

Chapter 11: The Bribe -

In this chapter, one of our favorite characters comes back... Lupin! However, it's not really a good chapter for him 😬 We discuss the development of Tonks and Lupin's relationship and how Harry isn't exactly wrong when he calls him a coward...(maybe check your temper though, Harry)

We also try to figure out how the hell patronus texting works 🤷‍♀️

PSA - we are not pro-traffic circle people on this podcast

Cormac stole Draco's line 😮

Chapter 10: Kreacher's Tale -

Tara and Adam need carbs.

We finally learn who RAB is (I mean, we knew, but now the Trio knows!) and how he has amazing timing (or else Kreacher would not be alive).

Also, can someone please teach us the margarita spell?

Chapter 9: A Place to Hide -

Another chapter of Hermione saving everyone's ass 🤷‍♀️

We have some notes for the film....like how Hermione, instead of modifying the waitress's memory she just screams "GO! LEAVE!" ...❓Which I guess is the same thing? 🤷‍♀️And also these three idiots don't even take all those pastries from the cafe they effing destroyed 🙄 you tell the barista to GTFO and you don't even get yourself some snackies?

200. Effing. Episodes.

How did we get here?

Here you go, Snitches, play this while watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's Stone) on mute. Our Basic Snitches guests help fill in the correct dialogue.

Join Adam and Tara with Ashley, Delia, Dan, Sarah, Natalie, Victoria and Bee for this wild adaptation of the first HP movie! Enjoy, friends!

Chapter 8: The Wedding - Latke chat time!

Adam gets his tongue in order and Tara is speaking in a weird southern accent.

Barney is a nosy dude and Muriel the Hutt is fucking annoying.

Also, Bill and Fleur fuck. A lot. Not necessarily in this chapter but just assume if you don't see them, they're probably fucking🤷‍♀️