Chapter 1: The Dark Lord Ascending -

Yaxley and Snape take a romantic stroll after getting coffee and take in the sights. Voldy continues his favorite pastime of refusing to admit that Harry has any skills. Nobody has extra shit in the Wizarding World.

Oh, and Adam and Tara are back on their bullshit.

Welcome to season 7, Snitches!

It's almost time, Snitches!

Enjoy a sneak peek at the first couple of episodes to come in the final book season of Basic Snitches!

And a bonus! This trailer includes returning Slytherin guests Peggy and Natalie.

More to come on September 1st!

To close out season 6, we present you with all the crazy shit we haven't shared with you yet... 😂😂

In this special episode, we discuss the movies of Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire with our favorite mother-daughter duo,Jean and Delia Brennan.

PS. This episode is worth it just for Delia's Snape impression and spot on summary of Prisoner of Azkaban ❤️❤️

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince book/movie wrap-up, or, an evaluation of the resume of Mr. Harry James Potter and his undeniable qualifications to maybe, just maybe, be trusted to know what he's talking about.

Chapter 30: The White Tomb -

We spend a lot of time in Harry's head but that's honestly better than being around the Pink devil (who comes to Dumble's funeral for what purpose?).

We also discuss the complete unimportance of Eileen Prince and how the HBP book was not evil, just misused. Tara even gives Snape a little bit of a pass... 😱

Chapter 29: The Phoenix Lament - This whole chapter takes place in the hospital wing where everything is awkward and sad. Also Fawkes is setting shit on fire and tearing things up now.

Chapter 28: Flight of the Prince (or, Snape Prances Away)

Fuck that blonde death eater.

Chapter 27: The Lightening Struck Tower - Even though he's basically on Death's door, Dumble still makes sure to give Baby Death Eater some kudos for doing a good job on his woodworking project. Post Hogwarts, we need the short story series of Draco attending Magical Trade School.

Tara is a bad speller but definitely knows how to spell Frenrirrr.

Adam, your word is PROTEIN. 

Also, Frenrirrr isn't even a real Death Eater...he's just a throat-eater

This episode is about Snape.

Episode title is still about Hagrid.

Because he's better than Snape 🤷‍♀️