Chapter 6: The Ghoul in Pajamas - Harry is back on his bullshit of wanting to leave everyone behind for their own safety. Of course, Hermione and Ron are not having any of it...and frankly, neither are we.

So it's time to prep for a wedding and it's astounding how little that WIZARDS are utilizing magic...🤷‍♀️

It's our first special episode of season 7: Tara and a Bunch of Slytherins 🤣

Peggy and Natalie are here to discuss movies 5 and 6. It's glorious chaos and we are so thankful to record with two of our favorites!

Chapter 5: Fallen Warrior -

Adam, your wine is ready for pickup!

On top of another reminder that the seven Potters was a terrible idea, Adam and Tara also share their Wizardly Weekend of Kent experience (the good, and the ridiculous).

Chapter 4: The Seven Potters -

Today Lulu and Zinbitch discuss chapter 4 of Harry Potter and the Field Wine Guide.

JK, sorry this isn't actually a wine podcast 🤦‍♀️

This chapter is absolute chaos and honestly did NOT need to be... just use your invisibility cloak, Harry!

Seriously though, we basically come up with at least half a dozen better ideas than everyone dressing up as Harry.

PS. Hedwig didn't actually die. She's in France enjoying a croissant. This is canon.

Chapter 3: The Dursleys Departing - This episode features a special guest: Tara's fan!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ (It's summer, y'all, and global warming is REAL).

It's our last chapter with the Dursleys and we are not sad about it. So then it's our last chance to discuss just how shitty Vernon Dursley is...but we also get to spend some time talking about how Dudley has changed for the better. Also, it is treasonous that they filmed the scene where Dudley and Harry say goodbye to each other and then they DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE FUCKING FILM🙄

Chapter 2: In Memoriam - Just a reminder that we're all changing our last names to Thickness!

Adam and Tara discuss the most effective way to drink wine and are unable to give Rita Skeeter the benefit of the doubt because she's kind of terrible 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 1: The Dark Lord Ascending -

Yaxley and Snape take a romantic stroll after getting coffee and take in the sights. Voldy continues his favorite pastime of refusing to admit that Harry has any skills. Nobody has extra shit in the Wizarding World.

Oh, and Adam and Tara are back on their bullshit.

Welcome to season 7, Snitches!

It's almost time, Snitches!

Enjoy a sneak peek at the first couple of episodes to come in the final book season of Basic Snitches!

And a bonus! This trailer includes returning Slytherin guests Peggy and Natalie.

More to come on September 1st!

To close out season 6, we present you with all the crazy shit we haven't shared with you yet... 😂😂

In this special episode, we discuss the movies of Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire with our favorite mother-daughter duo,Jean and Delia Brennan.

PS. This episode is worth it just for Delia's Snape impression and spot on summary of Prisoner of Azkaban ❤️❤️