Basic Snitches

Chapter 23: Malfoy Manor - Fucking Frenrrrrrr is back 😒 Seriously - fuck that guy.

But we do get to reunite with Luna 😍

So much- like the longest thing maybe ever was written-SO much happens in this chapter.

RIP Skinny Dick. Actually no. Fuck that guy.

Chapter 22: The Deathly Hallows -

Canon: Lee Jordan will dethrone Rita Skeeter in the wizarding media world.

Harry needs to travel to the future to listen to Basic Snitches so he knows to refer to Voldy as Cocaine Baby, obviously. Then he wouldn't have broken the taboo 🤷‍♀️

We play a new game. For funsies. Adam is maybe impressed 😂

Did you know you can travel from Hogwarts to Bouxbatons through a long tunnel? Canon.

Chapter 21: The Deathly Hollows - Soooooo...the big question here is why is a story that includes murder and suicide something being told to CHILDREN?

Anyway, Luna is the best. Also there are lots of spoilers in this episode... Even though this is not a spoiler free podcast (Nor is it a Twilight podcast thank you very much no) We figured we would let you know about all the spoilers 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 20: Xenophillius Lovegood -

RON IS TRYING GIVE HIM CREDIT

We get to go visit X and, after 20 chapters, we finally are about to find out the meaning of the title of this book!

Chapter 19: The Silver Doe -

Merry Christmas to Bentley, the little thief making all the noise in the background 😂

People do not give water the respect it deserves!

Anyway this chapter is actually about terrifying ways to die (drowning), and how Ron is a fucking hero.

Also, what would it be like if Snape's first name was Larry? Everything is fixed.

Chapter 18: The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore -

This chapter is really just a lot of gay jokes and Hermione being a book thief

Tara is filled with all the accents today...

Did you know that you can only pull the sword of Gryffindor out of a hat or a hag??

...or Harry.

Welcome to the Snitch Game! This is the Basic Snitches version of Match Game and Snatch Game and it's everything you never needed!

Starring Natalie as the contestant, and Adam as our host, listen and find out who she will match with!!

Will it be everyone's favorite sensible and logical DADA professor, Remus Lupin (Victoria)?

Or the Hungarian Horntail with the heavy accent (Ashley)?

How about a strangely horny Dobby the House-Elf (Sarah)?

Or Natalie's favorite HP character, Hagrid (Dan)?

...or perhaps someone a little more evil?

Like a guy who cannot even manage to murder a child, the evil and noseless Lord Voldy(Tara)?

Maybe Voldy's right hand woman, the explosion obsessed Bellatrix LeStrange (Bee)? *Please don't mispronounce her name

Or lastly, will Natalie match with the devil in a pink disguise, Delores Umbridge (Delia)?

Listen and find out!!!

*Please note that having multiple people in the room kept many people far from the microphone. You may want to turn up the volume a bit ☺️

Our annual holiday gift to you - A whole HP book condensed to the highlights according to us 🤣😉 Merry Holidays!

Chapter 17: Bathilda's Secret- Spoiler: SHE A SNAKE! 😳

Also, Adam and Tara finally get One Word at a Time right!!

Chapter 16: Godric's Hollow - Brian and Sarah are back to discuss this super sad chapter. Though it's not a terribly eventful chapter we spend a good amount of time taking about the film's choice to have Harry and Hermione share that super awkward dance.