Happy Valentine’s Month, babies! On this episode of the GLAAD MEDIA AWARD NOMINATED TRES LECHES...did we mention we're not nominated for a GLAAD MEDIA AWARD? LOL

What says romance like questionable relationship choices, friendship breakups, and debating whether to ask your situationship to be your Valentine? Nothing! This week, Ian, Johnny, and Juan unwrap the tangled web of love, lust, and cheat-ation (yes, we said cheat-ation—don’t ask).

Listen in as Ian contemplates hosting a birthday bash without the existential dread of no-shows, Juan reminds everyone (again) that he works in television and has a boyfriend, and Ian contemplates if Whoopi Goldberg’s solo lifestyle is the blueprint.

Tune in for laughs, feels, and the ultimate question: Is there such a thing as reaching out of your ballpark, or is love just a well-timed croissant with a Post-it note? Find out on this week’s heart-filled (and slightly unhinged) episode of Tres Leches!