We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: A.I. Wanna Hold Your Hand. The Beatles release their final song with a little help from their friend artificial intelligence and the papers are obsessed. Straight to voicemail, old man! Your phone habits reveal your age, the Telegraph reports. Plus – Pulp fiction. Artist David Shrigley recycles copies of The Da Vinci Code and turns them into Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. Why??

Andrew Harrison is joined by journalist Holly Thomas and comedian Athena Kugblenu.

Support Paper Cuts and get mugs, t-shirts and extended ad-free editions: back.papercutsshow.com

Follow Paper Cuts:

• Twitter: https://twitter.com/papercutsshow

• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/papercutsshow

• TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@papercutsshow

• Threads: https://www.threads.net/@papercutsshow

Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

Written and presented by Andrew Harrison. Audio production: Alex Rees. Production: Liam Tait. Assistant Production: Adam Wright. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Socials: Jess Harpin. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices