Today's podcast is the audio equivalent of having sex with your shirt on. This may not be our finest hour, but Hans Blix has determined that this Meg from Pittsburgh production is the best podcast about Blondie, and the 146th greatest album of all time, Parallel Lines.

But before we get to the album this episode has the perfect amount of hairy when we discuss AI, dude shoes, and the milkman. We also ramp up the dad talk when we share the best burger recipe, talk car insurance, and explore what it feels like to have your son see you get dominated by a tiny dog. 

Then at (57:00) the nonsense fades away and we radiate when we discuss Blondie and their 1978 album, Parallel Lines. We discuss new wave music, the best vocal moments from rock's greatest frontwomen, and famous bands that changed their name. 

Hallelujah, this episode if finally over. Join us next week as we share our secret chord and we become the best Jeff Buckley podcast and discuss his only studio album, Grace.

This week we're offering free downloads to all of our AARP listeners when we become the best podcast about Eminem and the 145th greatest album of all time, The Marshall Mathers LP. 

But before we head to the year 2000, we treat you poor unfortunate souls to some discussion about black eyes, Disney villains, and a jiu jitsu lesson we'll never forget. We also make an adjustment to prove this is the best yoga podcast.  

Then at (49:00) we talk about the greatest selling rap album of all time, The Marshall Mathers LP. We discuss Eminem's technical rap skills, the best songs that popularized new words, and why this album just doesn't hold up anymore. 

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One way, or another, we'll be back next week to become the best Blondie podcast when we discuss the 1978 album, Parallel Lines

Is that your new Lenny Kravitz vibrato or are you just excited about the old Chi Chi's?  Normally Beck Did it Better goes over the top, but this week we're going through the fly and running a jailbreak on the best podcast about Led Zeppelin and the 144th greatest album of all time, Physical Graffiti. 

But before we talk about the music, we sit down for some coffee talk and chat about music memorabilia, the best songs from the 90s, and whether to throw out your old CDs, DVDs, and baseball cards. Sorry Wreckx n Effect, Rounders, and Sid Bream Topps, you're gone.

Then at (57:00) we serve up a big slice of custard pie and talk about Led Zeppelin and their 1975 double album, Physical Graffiti. We discuss Led Zeppelin's live jam sessions, Led Zeppelin's best song, and the best songs featuring a guitar tremolo.

Next week we're going to be providing some type of public service announcement when we become the best Eminem podcast and discuss his 2000 hip hop album, the Marshall Mathers LP. We may talk about the album or we might just revisit some of our greatest hits from Highway 61...to the Danger Zone!

Oh drat! Some might say this week's episode is a travesty. But why would anyone ever delete the best podcast about The Velvet Underground and the 143rd greatest album of all time, The Velvet Underground (without Nico).

Before we get to the music, we invite you to the room where it happens to discuss monster trucks, the most expensive concert tickets we've ever purchased, and the best things to do in Vegas. We also review The Super Mario Brothers Movie, go on an epic rant about fancy ballpark food, and discuss what it's like to date a cheerleader. We also confirm that we have nothing to say about the Octomom.

Then at (56:00), Candy says it's time to talk about The Velvet Underground and their self-titled folk rock album from 1969. We discuss spoken word tracks, the Juno soundtrack, and the best female drummers of all time.

Next week we'll try not to make you sick again when we trample you under our feet for the best Led Zeppelin podcast, when we cover the 1975 hard rock album, Physical Graffiti.

One, two, three, four! Even though this episode is too long we'd appreciate you leaving a review telling people that this is the best podcast about Bruce Springsteen and the 142nd greatest album of all time, Born in the U.S.A.

A warning for all you listeners who landed on this podcast after listening to Sea Change by Beck...before we get to the album, we start a secret text chain to discuss Smokey Robinson's new album Gazms, airport gaslighting, and how everybody needs a little time away. We also become the best royal coronation podcast when we pledge our allegiance to our liege, King Charles. 

Then at (54:00) your cool hard rockin' 'daddies make it last all night when we discuss the Boss and his 1984 rock album, Born in the U.S.A. We discuss the most famous butts in music, Springsteen's deceptively depressing music, and the best heartland rock songs. We also unlock some core memories about Frank Thomas and Jeff Paper Bagwell.

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Next week you should join us after hours when we become the best Velvet Underground podcast and discuss their eponymous folk-rock album, The Velvet Underground. 

If man is five, and the devil is six, then that must make Beck Did it Better seven because this week we are the best Pixies podcast when we cover the 141st greatest album of all time, Doolittle.

Before we get to the album we let loose our king gizzard and lizard wizard for some lively discussion of sapiosexuals, phone call etiquette, birthday gifts, and the most important bartending skills. We think you should save and bookmark this episode, but even if you don't like it, you can't be mad at us because we talked about Hamilton last week.

Then at (51:00) we discuss the Pixies second studio album, Doolittle. We discuss why the Pixies are every band's favorite band, the Pixies influence on the alternative rock scene, and the best songs from privileged Northeast college bands. 

Next week will continue talking about our glory days when we become the best Bruce Springsteen podcast and cover the Boss's heartland rock album, Born in the U.S.A.

We know you're lying when you tell us you're catching up on the podcast. So why don't you handle your business with aplomb instead and enjoy the best podcast about Bob Marley and The Wailers and the 140th greatest album of all time, Catch a Fire.

Before we get to the album, we listen to a great voicemail on the Beck Line which leads us down a memory lane of the best podcast bits ever. We also discuss swimming pool etiquette, family card games, and hydration. We also remind you of our love when we become the best Hamilton podcast.  

Then at (1:07:00) we stop that train of nonsense and talk about The Wailers and their 1973 reggae album, Catch a Fire. We discuss Calypso music's influence on reggae, Delaware LLC law, and the best songs about kinks.

Next week's episode is sure to bring a wave of podcast mutilation when we become the best Pixies podcast and discuss their alternative rock album, Doolittle.

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Hello ghouls and boys. It's Paranoid by Black Sabbath! We talk honing rods, fruit roll ups, and we beep our car horns. 

Russ brings the heat with a great list about the best riffs in heavy metal and we talk about the first metal album ever. 

Next up, Bob Marley and the Wailers To Catch a Fire. More like Bob Barely Alive! (Crypt Keeper puns are both hard and don't work in text form(

Just like a prayer, Beck Did It Better will take you there for the best podcast about Madonna and the 138th greatest album of all time, The Immaculate Collection.

This weeks episode is going to be great for your neuroplasticity when we go reverse cowgirl on it and talk about the album first, expressing ourselves on the songs that made Immaculate Collection the best-selling greatest hits album ever. We discuss Madonna's talent as a performer, the best songs that inspired dance crazes, and the best albums from the 90s. We also get into the groove on David Fincher's music videos and the best bump and grind songs. 

Then at (1:12:00) we take you between the sheets to discuss the best hot sauces, juvenile pranks, and cyclist road rage. We also talk about the best way to watch Wrestlemania without the DIVA in your life knowing about it, if you smell what we're cooking. Finally, we take a voicemail about senior pictures, hair styles, and that dude from your college dorm who gave the old lady from McDonalds a double royale with cheese.  

Next week we release a podcast for the 139th consecutive week, breaking Cal Ripken's Iron Man streak, when we become the best Black Sabbath podcast and discuss the most influential heavy metal album of all time, Paranoid. 

The Beck Did it Better podcast is officially perfect for someone like you, because this week we become the best podcast about Adele and the 137th greatest album of all time, 21.

Before we discuss the album, this episode reflects on all the emotions of a breakup when we celebrate national foreskin day, take a voicemail about weeds, and break down the best way to eat Cadbury Eggs. We also discuss the Apple Musical Classical app, pre-mixed cocktails, the best Rocky villains, and the best airplane food.

Then at (52:00) we remind you that, for us, this podcast isn't over when we discuss Adele's second studio album 21. We break down how to pronounce Adele, the best songs written by Dan Wilson, and the final twist in the last song (which seems pretty apparent if you listen to the lyrics). 

Next week, we'll be sure to justify your love for this podcast when we become the best Madonna podcast and break down her greatest hits album, The Immaculate Collection.