Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

A meander through the pages of the past, good-natured gadgets, and bedtime bonding.

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Love of adventure, love of comets, and finally true lulls with a side of love.

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Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

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AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

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Lay down and rest while a lulling lot of LARPers lead the for a few reunions.

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Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

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In the lulling words of the most relaxed and kindest man I know, “You don’t need a father’s figure to be a father figure”, this will be a chill trip report of a father figure’s day past.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

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A look back into pre-podcast times at how The Smiths became leaders but not in the comics, all made into meanders by the world's foremost sonnet fail.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

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While these angels weep, and drive cars beep, beep, you'll lay like a stone deep in sleep.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

All will be well, it just takes a little work and a lot of listening.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Part personal essay, part journey, and a whole lotta ode should have your drifting off soon.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

One fifth of the sense with five times the pointless meanders.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

CLARITIN - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

DUSKER - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

ODOO - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

AIR DOCTOR PRO - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Our schooldays with The Doctor as a professor come to a meandering conclusion where the inner light shines until it is a warm, dull glow, perfect for bedtime.

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Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

Claritin - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

 Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com