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Chris and John manage to spend the entire hour talking about the Eric Adams indictment and marvelling at how cheaply and easily one can secure the goodwill of one of the most powerful mayors in the world. We also cover a judge that took a different route out of corruption charges, and the arrest of Ryan Routh's son.

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Chris, Todd, and John look over the second Trump shooter, the pager explosions, threats against supreme court justices, mysterious packages received by election officials, terror tips called in to squash fantasy football beef, a convicted CIA agent sex criminal, and Todd's delicious tomato sauce.

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Chris, Todd, and John discuss the nature of jam-bandery, The Raid: Redemption, Linkin Park, Scientology, the debate, right wing pro-russia grifts, and a potential 9 hour video essay about Beck.

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John, Todd and Chris discuss the death of Hvaldimir, the possible spy whale, the death of twitter in brazil, Pavel Durov of Telegram getting arrested in france, the relative safety of helicopters and powered paragliders, oregon making drugs illegal again shortly after it decriminalized them, and John Stamos' early brush with scientology

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Chris, Todd, and John discuss RFJ Jr dropping out and endorsing Trump, the DNC, the billionaire killed by the weather, Andrew Tate, highly unconvincing meth watermelons, Matthew Perry's doctor returning to work, some fresh Fort Bragg/Liberty news, and hear tell of the bougiest weed experience a member of the pod has ever had.

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the declining rate of interest in burning man, self-driving cars causing mayhem in San Francisco, Kanye's sus dentist, Matthew Perry's ketamine overdose, surprising places you might find meth, Kim Dotcom's extradition to the US, and much more.

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Chris, Todd, and John reflect on the life of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy, examine the candidacy of Tim Walz, address the RFK Jr bear story, ask how the Catalan independence leader gave a speech in Spain before escaping police, examine two different fake Olympics and their safety procedures, and compare various siblings who got famous on social media.

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John, Chris, and Todd conjecture on the subcultural leanings of the candidates, address the late great hannibal lecter, listen to trump speak at the crypto conference, ask if "weird" is an effective term for doing politics, and of course, investigate if elon musk is really a failed babyfur

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Chris, John, and Todd discuss the implications of Biden stepping down, the imminent geologic activity of the United States, the implications of a hot war between Yemen and israel, and the shape of a black market LEGO ring in Oregon

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⚠️THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONE FULL HOUR OF TRUMP-RELATED SPECULATION⚠️

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