Todd and John discuss the nuances of Super Bowl Halftime shows, the puppygirl hacker polycule releasing police documents, the return of Fort Bragg, the pardons of Blagojevich and Adams, the fixations and proclivities of Vance and Kanye West, and ask the question: who makes the best beer can?

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Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the influence of prominent cults on members of the Trump admin, the origins of the Trump mindset, the effects of slashing USAID, the American legacy of Nazi practices, the weird blue shit RFK jr is drinking, the future of US-DPRK relations, and much more. John also introduces a bit that will make you nauseous, and claims sports medicine is not real.

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The whole gang discusses the current state of trolling, the new Chinese app, the ceasefire in Palestine, tik tok, the coming cultural hegemony, the slop economy, and David Lynch RIP to the GOAT.

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John, Todd, and Chris explore the Pit Vipers website, talk about the fires in California and the lack of adequate response, invasive tree species, Gavin Newsom's political career prospects, Carter's funeral, private firefighters, George Santos delayed sentencing, the reaction video economy, and what Halo would drive if he were Bladerunner.

outro // we tell you in the episode, look it up

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John, Chris, and Todd discuss the death of Jimmy Carter, the vehicular attack in New Orleans, the Cybertruck explosion outside Trump Towers, Elon's racist Twitter meltdown, the Boeing that crashed in South Korea, PDF to Brainrot dot com, and Arizona charter schools introducing AI education

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John and Todd discuss the finer points of Luigi Mangione, the details of the case, the Pelosi connection, several suspicious coincidences, and more. They also find time to address Trump tweeting AI-generated Chris Christie and the Theater Kid Occupied Government.

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Chris and John discuss the finer points of the United Healthcare CEO shooting, make some comparisons to Shinzo Abe, take a long look at the tactics on display, then turn to some issues plaguing the Korean peninsula before turning their attention to Kevin Spacey in "Israel".

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Folks, sorry we've been absent! please enjoy the episode, and happy thanksgiving

John and Todd discuss the correct amount of beer for lunch, the Harris/Walz strategy and its shortcomings, Trump at McDonald's, the shocking number of October surprises, consumer psychedelics and their availability, and the megapastor Kenneth Copeland's rants against lesbian demon spirits. Keep beeping, nerds

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Chris and John discuss the oddities of small town life, the hack against The Internet Archive, the career arcs of various comedians that ended in sitcoms, Gen Z bullshit detection, feastables, and the ever-growing trend of being horny for technology that you don't understand and can't use.

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