On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show

Throning - Dating up 

Sticker Schmucks

Morons in the news

Walmart - Receipt Found - Theft 

No Inheritance For My Idiot Kids 

Classic Crotchety - Bulldozer

Pooping Is Good For Your Brain 

Spit Vomit And Urine In Your Luggage 

Collectibles - Jellycat 

Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea - Hot Dog Bikini Girls 

Sardos - Happy Days

Durant High School - Bathroom Issue 

IceT - BodyCam Audio - Pulled Over - Expired Tags And License 

What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain Things That Don't Make Sense 

Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big 

What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers 

Flying Superstitions 

Classic Crotchety - Reverse Crotchety - Autoclub

Lottery Winner Used License Plate Of Guy Who Cut Him Off