On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

The First Date Brick

Who Falls In Love First Men Or Women

-Classic Crotchety - Pop-Tart Fire- 

Morons in the News

Minnesota Driver Kills A Grandfatther 

Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls

Charged For Bumper Sticker - Dont Be A - 

Hadley Got Smacked By Another Student At School 

2 Fast Food Stories

Electric Shock Spoon 

Woman Asks Stranger At Walmart Pretend Youre My Husband

Aaron Judge Sues Decorator

P.R.P. Boob Job 

-Classic Crotchety - Creamation-

Retail Tipping 

Michelle's Crazy Landing Experience At TPA 

Steaks From A Parking Lot 

Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks

Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change