Really, in a Kafka story, the meth would be a bueracratic drug that all individuals are required to take to meet Happiness Requirements. Find out more in my Franz Kafka/Breaking Bad slash fic!

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Gus shows Walt just how powerful he really is.

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Tiny, tiny cousins. So smol.

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Gus and the cousins come to an understanding.

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Más?! But you JUST said no más!

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With a title like Green Light, what could possibly go wrong?

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Skylar gets her revenge.

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Oh! Is the strike over?

We're back, baby.

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Our order of adapters for a Hoover Max Extract® Pressure Pro™ Model 60 finally came in. For now.

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And just when you think "Mas?" No. No mas.

We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.