Episode 49

I've been getting some emails asking why it's taken me so long to post a new podcast....well it's because I was busy wandering around Egypt. 

This show has some tales from Egypt along with some really funny airline stories from fellow Flight Attendants and Pilots.

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Music by www.garageband.com  Back from Egypt by Jerky Medicine and Egyptian Theme by .Elegy.

Episode 48

There is a price for everything in life, what you don't pay for in money you can pay for in blood, sweat, puke and tears.

I recently had a young man faint and land head first on the galley floor...there was blood everywhere.  I started asking other flight attendants and pilots about their blood, sweat, puke and tears stories and found out there are loads of them. 

Lucky for me the stories involve blood, sweat and tears but also alot of laughs!

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Music by www.garageband.com  "Blood &Tears" by Jenn London

Episode 47

One of the things that bugs the Flight Attendants most about passengers is that they travel without a pen.  It's basically just being unprepared.

I was unprepared this month because my digital recorder broke!  So I wasn't traveling without a pen I was traveling without a recorder...which is just as bad if you happen to have a podcast.

So I wasn't sure I could manage to put together a new episode this month but I used backlog audio to revisit some old topics with new stories.

In this  episode we have dingbat stories, lost in translation stories, some drama in the air stories and at the end of the episode there is one stew-pendous story!

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Music by www.garageband.com "So Unprepared For" by Cazuality

Episode 46

Remember the days when Stewardesses were dressed in fabulous uniforms and people dressed up for the event of going on an airplane?

I miss the Stewardess title along with the inflight meals and printed timetables.  Basically I miss the good old days.

I personally still like to be called a Stewardess...or even a... Stew. 

This show features funny stories where Passengers, Flight Attendants and Pilots all act slightly stew-pid and at the end of the episode there is a truely stew-pendous story!

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Music by www.garageband.com  "Not that stupid by Killer Flamingos

Episode 45

A Priest, a Archaeologist and a Appalachian go into a bar....it sounds like a joke doesn't it?  Well its actually the people I have  managed to offend the most while doing this podcast.

I really try not to offend people but sometimes funny stories are offensive to "someone."

This episode is full of stories about bodily funtions on the airplane.  Some of the anecdotes are slighty offensive so I apologize in advance especially to any Priests, Archaeologists or Appalachians!

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Music by www.garageband.com  "Sorry" by Christopher Dale

Episode 44

Last week I was on the BBC world service it was such an absurd lead in...it went something like this...A woman in the Congo was raped and forced to kill her own baby and then we hear from Betty who doesn't want to let mobile phones be used inflight?!

Talk about strange bedfellows!  This show is all about things that just don't go together.  We hear stories about cooking while sleeping, volunteer snorkeling and barf to go.

Along with stories about things you really don't want to put together...like the huge fat person and the empty airplane seat...next to you!

At the end of the episode I play the whole BBC interview!

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Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

Episode 43

An easy day at work is non-eventful, but those days when crazy things happen... while more stressful...make for much better stories.

In this show we hear about swearing, puking, panties falling off, a burning smell on the airplane, yelling and at the end of the episode...a ticking bomb!  These are some hair-raising stories and then we actually have some hair stories.

So...it's a hAIRy episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase! 

Music by www.garageband.com "Crazy" by Nicola

Episode 42

So...I know what your thinking...Betty the Serious Slayer?  Well I was a big fan of the tv show...and Betty and Buffy are both kinda silly names. 

For many years Airline employees were beaten down, sad and grumpy.  But lately things are starting to look alittle brighter.  This episode is rapid fire jokes and funny stories...so basically I am tring to slay the serious with some seriously funny stories. 

I just hope I don't get a wooden stake to the heart for the stupid title (or for offending anyone.) 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Joke Thing" by Talawah

Episode 41

This pilot told me a funny story about why this ditsy Flight Attendant decided to fly and it was so funny that I started to ask other Flight Attendants and pilots why they decided to fly.  And sure enough I found alot of funny stories!

Later on in the episope I tell why I decided to fly, and at the end of the show a very special passenger shares a story with us.

Music by www.garageband.com  "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Episode 40

Surprise surprise...this episode features funny airline stories involving coffee, tea and a little romance!

People always ask me about the mile high club...so we have one of those stories along with some jolting coffee tales and a few flirtatious travel stories.

The picture is of my "Rapa Nui Romeo"!

Music by www.garageband.com  "Coffee Song" by Dean Krippaehne