An update for future episode scheduling.

Deep dive VR but Christian? Sign me the heck up! A protagonist that's dumb enough to trick you into thinking the plot is good? Absotively! God doing gardening in a hell dimension instead of doing not that? Hooray! Better than the news I guess. Enjoy!

We're getting cozy this episode with a Redwall novel, a childhood favorite of LeeLee's. So curl up with a bowl of your grandmothers soup and reminisce your childhood. Enjoy!

We all often wonder, what would it be like to be an immensely ugly, millionaire, lumberjack, incel? like an Elon Musk of the 1800's! Please we're all clamoring for a book from the perspective of the 1% and their valiant battle against uNiOnS! Lucky for you, we've already read it and you get the uber efficient 3 hour summary! Enjoy!

IT'S TIME FOR WIZARDING! BamBam and Lee-Lee do an episode together for the first time and review a trio of novellas about a future scrying wizard with moral ambiguity that just can't quite stick the landing, and is so sure he looks cool and mysterious doing it. Enjoy!

Time to review the book that inspired what may be your favorite childhood Disney movie, the Fox and the Hound. How they got a story about friendship out of this book, I will truly never know, but its a fascinating snapshot of Americana, so if you're interested have a listen. Enjoy!

This time we accidentally did good books, one sounded terrible, the other was fanfiction so we expected fanfiction quality, and were wrong on both counts. So come on Barbie, lets go on an introspective journey about male behavior and cool off afterward with a surprisingly well written fanfiction where Barbie and Oppenheimer have sex. Enjoy!

If you want to enjoy either of these works, here are the links.

https://electricliterature.com/a-real-doll-by-a-m-homes/

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14264051/1/Think-I-Want-to-Twist-the-Plot-this-Time

RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS RHINOPARDS.  Enjoy!

Bugs read the surprising animal advocacy book from the 1870s, intended to teach working class men to treat horses kindly, this classic has stayed in the culture for the better. Bam Bam talks about horses a lot, stretching this episode to two hours. Enjoy!

Apparently the New Yorker exclusively hires horrible people to write for them, at least that's our opinion based on the two New Yorker stories we reviewed this episode, also both were weirdly horny at the end, still don't understand that. Enjoy!