Bioscope Brasse

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Bioscope Brasse episodes

  • Black Widow
    Awê Personskappe! Don't call it a comeback, we're not that famous (yet). We are back though and man/woman/person have we missed ya'll! Instead of doing news this week we catch up on some movies we watched while we were gone. We're hitting you with what's good, what was meh and what you should avoid like the plague. We also prepare you for Skynet's takeover, talk about our mental health break and appreciate our jobs. We also get really mentisental and just appreciate the shit out of all (5) of our listeners. We end off with the first Marvel movie to come out in a long time, Black Widow. Is it worth the wait? Only one way to know peeps, give the episode a listen! Shot for listening
     
    00:00 It starts here
    00:49 It actually starts here
    01:07 Our big return speech
    05:06 Let's get into the Quick Reviews
    05:19 Luca - Quick Review
    07:15 The Tomorrow War - Quick Review
    09:14 No Sudden Move - Quick Review
    11:07 Till Death - Quick Review
    12:29 Pig - Quick Review
    16:28 Gunpowder Milkshake - Quick Review
    18:15 Wrath of (a) Man - Quick Review
    20:51 Over the Top - Bonus Quick Review
    21:19 Werewolves Within - Quick Review
    23:02 Infinity - Quick Review
    26:29 We'll never forget, Ezra Miller is a choker
    26:34 Black Widow review starts here
    39:04 Spoilers start here!
     
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    1 hr 2 min
  • Army of the Dead
    Sup peeps! It's BBP-o'clock! This week we somehow get to talking about Zack Snyder again. We're reviewing his latest offering, Army of the Dead. Is this movie more reminiscent of Uwe Boll or are we looking at a George Romero style classic? We also try and figure out what crab sticks are made of, discuss all the money that the familia is making, get excited about capas being dictated and the return of Henry Cavill's mustache. We try and figure out Netflix's algo and think about doing a TC podcast. We give Marvel some advice (they're fans of show) and end off with some useful relationship advice to Taika Waititi while wondering what the status of his oats is. Shot for listening!
     
    00:00 It starts here
    03:50 F9 has biggest opening since Covid 19 started
    10:00 Highlander Reboot casts Henry Cavill
    13:23 Knives out 2 casting update
    16:42 Emily Blunt shoots down Fantastic Four casting rumours
    19:36 Taika Waititi is potentially is in a polyamorous
    23:52 It's time for a review! - The Army of the Dead
    45:53 Spoilers start here
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    1 hr 18 min
  • The Mitchells vs The Machines
    You ever get that thing where you check a thing that you didn't know is a big thing and get surprised by that thingy? We had that this week! Tenuous intro aside, hi! Wow do we have an action-packed episode for you. We break down the latest Marvel Phase 4 trailer and do a deep dive on all the news relating to the MCU phase 4. Ross and Kumail are apparently on a first name basis now, Marvel also introduces their svelte new villain, Black Panda and we talk about the proper use for tears. Curated families ain't cool man and Tom Cruise is trying to escape dudes! We introduce you to a new life motto (everyone steals from everyone). Ross commits sacrilege by accusing the Naweek of joke theft. Dom likes Dungeons and Dragons (not sexually). Donald Glover is our favourite Simba chips flavour and Paddington 2 is now the best movie ever according to RT. This episode is a roadtrip of note, so get your padkos and let's go!!! Shot for listening!
     
    00:00 It starts here
    01:12 It actually starts here
    02:23 Marvel "See You at the Movies" trailer
    26:30 Horizon Comics sues Marvel for copyright infringement
    30:40 F9 to include origin story for Dom. Car auditions are a thing apparently.
    35:30 Donald Glover gets deal to write and produce 3 movies.
    39:07 Citizen Kane loses its 100% fresh rating
    43:39 The Mitchells vs The Machines review
    54:03 Spoilers start here
    1:18:10 Shoutouts
     
     
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    1 hr 20 min
  • Bioscope Battle - Mortal Kombat (1995) vs Mortal Kombat (2021)
    Mortaaaaallll Kombat! Shit, sorry. Hi, we just get hyped for that song man! This week we have the battle of all battles! It's Mortal Kombat between Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat! First though, we start off by talking about how terrible Iron Fist was and how awesome Shang Chi's trailer looks. We wonder about Trevor and get excited about Michael Keaton's return. Hollywood's hypocrisy gets called out and we appoint our SJR. Ross get's moved to sing and rap some hymns, we decide to do an upcoming Sister Act MKT and then we choose our fighters as our battle begins! Shot for listening!
    00:00 It starts here
    00:51 It actually starts here
    01:10 Shang-Chi Trailer
    04:30 Michael Keaton has confirmed that he is returning in the Flash film.
    07:56 Carrie Ann Moss got scripts to play grandmas at the age of 40.
    09:35 Whoopi Goldberg confirms that she (and the rest of  the cast) returns for Sister Act 3
    13:10 Bioscope Battle - Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!
    51:30 Kortal Mombat Spoilers
     
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    1 hr 18 min
  • Nobody
    Hello Gentlefolk. It's quarter-past podcast time! This week we review Nobody (the movie, not a theoretical person) and let you know whether this movie is PP Liam Neeson or full on John Wick. As always we bring you all the latest movie news and trailers for the week. We somehow talk about Ross' norp preferences, get excited about the FaNine Trailer, Jody mistakes Justin Lin for James Wan and we show off how much we know about cars. We spoil the ending of Scream 5 (there are killers), De Kock spoils that he is in Spiderman 3 (including obligatory BBP tangent), talk about the Irishman's fisticuffs and Jody gets even more stuff wrong. We find time to explain NFT's, put pressure on a fellow podcaster and then get hungry. Fasten your hemp cord and hold on gently, it's about to go down. Shot for listening!
     
    00:00 It starts here
    02:38 The F9 trailer
    10:06 Scream 5 has multiple scripts out with multiple endings
    11:31 Spiderman 3 news
    17:37 Kevin Smith releasing his latest movie as an NFT
    21:45 Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Mads Mikkelson joining the cast of Indiana Jones 5.
    23:28 Tasty Tenders ad
    23:51 Nobody Review
    31:03 Spoilers start here!
    43:17 Bioscope Brasse request
     
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    46 min
  • MKT Oscars 2021
    Hello Personskappe our old friends! We've got a pod for you again. It's awards season in Hollywood and with the Oscars just around the corner the Brasse decided to give you their predictions for the  main categories at the awards. Come with us as we make predictions/guesses that are for the most part informed. We badly mispronounce some names, talk about producers doing silly things with awards nominations, sprinkle in some fun facts, sagging and grandmas, lion attacks, Anthony Hopkins Hopkinsing it up, Jody hating dead people and still find time for some prime Movie Kak Talk. Shot for listening!
    00:00 It starts here
    04:50 Best Supporting Actor
    10:39 Best Suporting Actress
    16:22 Best Director
    22:03 Best Actor
    25:51 Best Actress
    31:21 Best Picture
    43:00 Oscar Shoutouts
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    46 min
  • Godzilla vs Kong
    Hello, good morning. We know we're a bit late, we just had some better things to do until now. This week we bring you a battle, at the Bioscope! We review the epic rol/bots/fight that is Godzilla vs Kong. We also forget that we're recording, help you to achieve your dreams and do some sponsorship outreach. In the news we discuss Marvel's poor communication skills, the real reason Space Jam was made, where you see the Looney Tunes now, the proper way to end sentences in Australia, how Samuel L. Jackson and Laurence Fishburne look nothing alike, Jody makes a fool out of Ross, and we demand they release the #thebuttholecut. Shot for listening!
    00:00 It starts here.03:31 Sebastian Stan finds out he's still with Marvel through a friend at Comic Con. 07:33 Space Jam 2 Trailer.18:27 Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum spotted in Australia Mate (YC).20:37 How Samuel L. Jackson got cast in Pulp Fiction.22:56 Adam Wingard directing Thundercats28:58 Godzilla vs Kong Review. 39:54 Spoilers start here!1:14:50 Shout Outs
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    1 hr 17 min
  • Bioscope Battle - Coming to America (1988) vs Coming 2 America (2021)
    Mornings! 2oscope Brasse are back with a brand new Bioscope Battle. It's Eddie v Eddie as we decide which Coming to/2 America is better. One thing's for sure, you're gonna lus for a McDowell's Big Mick (TM) (don't come at us McDonalds) once we're done. We discuss our tattoo aspirations, the correct pronounciation of bendadadict cumberderbatch, Rudy Guiliani's reaction to "that" scene, whether we get nervous when walking out of a shop, the correct use of "cow-people" and our thoughts on the Concrete Cowboy and Godzilla v Kong trailers. We also share some bad news (damn you Avatar) and Ross tries to get Jody to Tik his Toks. Shot for Listening!
    00:00 It starts here.03:05 Benedict Cumberbatch to star as WW2 magician.06:42 Rudy Guiliani trying to get Borat 2 crew arrested.09:32 Concrete Cowboy trailer.11:34 Godzilla v Kong trailers possibly spoiling ending.15:04 Avatar reclaims global box office.18:31 The Bioscope Battle starts here!1:10:27 Shout Outs
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    1 hr 13 min
  • Zack Snyder's 4 Hour Justice League
    Yo yo yo! There ain't no Cut like a Snyder cut cause Zack Snyder's 4 Hour Justice league movie just doesn't stop! The movie is legit 4 hours long, but never fear, the Brasse have got your back. In this episode we do NOT defend sexual predators. We also talk about Mortal Kombat wanting to be the best fight movie ever made, the Russo Brothers new Netflix project, we think about getting naked (again), the hazards of looking for Easter Eggs or theorising on all Marvel content, The Snyder Cut Review and also reminding ya'll of Ezra Miller's chokiness. Shot for Listening!
    00:00 It starts here02:10 Mortal Kombat's high aspirations04:47 The Russo Brother's new film Grey Man starting production. 08:20 Kevin Feige denies Chris Evans returning rumours.10:34 Zack Snyder's 4 Hour Justice League Review (Spoiler Free)30:42 Spoilers start here! (Everyone dies)1:14:25 Never forget1:14:39 Shout Outs
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    1 hr 16 min
  • The Snyder Cut
    Personskappe! It's time for some Movie K@k Talk with your brasse! This week we tackle a topic that makes both of us feel some type of way; The Snyder Cut. We look at how Zac Snyder gained control of DC's biggest characters, lost control, and then gained control again. We speculate about how bad we'll think it'll be and when it'll all be over. How did the DCEU get here?..nobody's supposed to be here. Shot for listening!
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    54 min

About Bioscope Brasse

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Two brasse (friends) from Cape Town, South Africa, talk about movie news, reviews, shorts, and a little bit of kak.

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