Happy Holidays to ALL the Bitties out there, who listen and take in the show. Today's show is dedicated to the Junkies Drinking Show which took place today, so the guys start off with all the behind the scenes work that goes into this massive show. What was their favorite part of the show? We discuss this thoroughly and break down all parts of the show as it was loaded with classic Junks content. We then move on to discuss the mystery guess that popped all the Junks, and some inside scoops on how that went. We end on the Stallion having a story that makes him live up to his nickname, joining an exclusive club. 

We start off discussing the two man shows so far this week, and give you the inside scoop on what those look like behind the scenes. Drab & Valdez are ricked at the Stallion for adding nubby items to the list, and the guys grill him for that. We also stand firm on the ground for college kids paying for their on spring break, unlike one of the Junks kids. We get you the latest rankings from the most searched porno fetishes over the year, and there's some shockers. Tramp Stamps are back in style, and the fellas are sized. 

On today's show, we recap the Stallion's big night out with Lisa Ann after her in studio Junkies appearance last Friday, and we get you all the stories from his night out at Cloakroom DC. Then, Matt & Matt have breaking news from the Stallion, that they believe is a complete lie. We then move on to discuss our companies holiday party tonight at MGM, and the boys are bitter the Junks may not show up. The boys behind the glass then joaned on EB's media room setup, and what they would do to critique it. Then, we discuss the infamous, horrible pic of Drab that has been going around, and we discuss how bad it really is. 

We get todays show started off by discussing our in studio guest tomorrow on the Junkies, the legendary Lisa Ann. The Stallion discusses his fascination with Lisa as she was the first movie star he discovered, and Drab & Valdez try and convince him to come in. The Liver King got exposed over the weekend, so they talk about that also today. JP gave Valdez a big compliment during the show this week for his knowledge over where pizza originated from, and Drab has a problem with that. We also get into Jason using the Life-360 app to keep track of his kids while at their school. 

Drab & Valdez discuss the Junkies new contract, as the boys broke that big news this week. How does a future MGM Junkies branded survivor pool sound to you? Plus, Drab may have found someone in a MAJOR lie, find out who on todays show! 

Drab & Valdez do their own version of dumpster diving at the WJFK studios as we are in the process of dumping electronics, and the boys may have struck gold. Howard Eskin joined the Junks this week, and he may have taken the Junks to school during their joaning sesh. Do they have their fastball still when it comes to joaning? The Stallion gets into the Clary Christmas festivities, as Matt & Matt are fascinated by it. Valdez's Christmas Dinners also catches some joaning, and Valdez ends on his annual speech; why are we skipping Thanksgiving? 

On Bit Season the guys recap their appearance together for the Commanders game.  Drab thinks Valdez is being too wimpy about JP's Terps criticism.  We discuss how Lurch and EB are country posers and rank the Junks hillbilly features.  Plus, a mom takes her 5-year-old son to Hooters for his birthday.

On today's episode of Bit Season, the Bitties open up about all the full sized and fun sized candy we have sitting around in the office, and Drab is ricked about full size candy bars on Halloween. Drab also has a bombshell theory on alcohol poisoning, so he delves into that here. We also have to give JP props for his SILLY ports Junkies instagram page as he has been killing it, we were wrong all along. EB is also claiming that he's now out on Junkies lingo, and the boys behind the glass joan on him for that mistake. We also take a trip back to college and look back at Valdez's time in the college dorm rooms at UMD. 

There was a big discussion about squatters on the Junkies this week, so Drab & Valdez dive into that and how BAD squatting is right now. It's spooky season, so Drab & Valdez talk about their good ole days of egging houses, TP'ing houses, amongst other teenage hooligan activities. Big John pointed out the new Cakes-isms, so we have to jump into that here also. Johnny Dep is back in the news, and the ladies still love Johnny Depp! We wrap up the show with Valdez's obsession with Survivor. 

On todays episode, we have sickly Drab chugging through todays show like a champ. Then, we talk about the will power that Cakes has when he has an empty nest at the house and he doesn't do the deed. Drab gets us into the new, trendy beard that we see all men with now that can grow one. Should Matt & Matt grow a beard? The Stallion may have finally scored a girl in his age range, so we celebrate that here. JP has "discovered" Instagram and wants the Junkies to be more out front on that app as well, Drab & Valdez share their opinions on that. Lastly, we end on Drab digging deeper into how he really broke his hand.