Valdez and Drab are pounchy after a long night at MGM for the Cakes Classic.  They recap their casino experience and Valdez confesses his constant need for male companionship.  Speaking of companionship, EB joins the Purple Heart Open golf team.  Dad bods are still en vogue and Valdez takes offense to muscle shaming.  Plus, Tom Cruise is officially back!

Happy Memorial Day!...Today we hypothesize the origin of Lurch's morning cough/phlegm.  Valdez argues Memorial Day is better than July 4th.  We try to schedule a bitty meet up in OC for the concert this fall.  We discuss why it's necessary to show up at late at parties and why we think the Mile High Club is overrated.

In this episode we discuss Lurch's $21 chicken.  Valdez and Drab lament how awful you feel after fast food and what could you eat daily for 50 years.  Drab accuses Valdez of Ocean City payola.  Ryan tells his Uber horror story and why are guys so messy and filthy in their college years?

Valdez and Drab praise Cakes for being the show punching bag this week with regards to his Caps jinx and bald head.  Are the guys prepared to go shirtless this Memorial Day? Valdez is jealous of Vinny and Joe's relationship with EB.  Drab explains how giddy Eric gets with his new goombas.  Plus, listen to the strategy of how to live on the lam.  See you in Zihuatanejo!

 Ryan Clary is back and tells Drab and Valdez he had to miss shows because he was studying for a math final.  Not just any final...His remedial math final he's already failed once.  We ponder what goes on during the Met Gala and debate which holiday is better: St. Patrick's Day or Cinco de Mayo.  Plus we get hyped to be the upcoming guests at the June Cakes Classic.  

Welcome to the brand new podcast feed for "Bit Season!" We appreciate everyone's support thus far.  In today's episode, we learn why Drab avoids small talk with guests on the show.  Valdez and Drab talk about 73-year-old David's relationship with a much younger latina woman.  As a bonus, Drab tells the steamy story of his Mexican makeout while living in Arizona.  Plus, which one of the Junks would be the ideal neighbor?  ¡Que lo disfrutes!

Listen to Drab explain his altercation with his neighbor and if he's mentally prepared to fight.  Why are the Junks obsessed with labelling Logan Thomas Valdez's BFF?  The producers were duped by the Big Naturals story.  EB's obsession with a male porn star named "Jack," 

Sorry for the delay with this episode of Bit Season, but we are glad we called out Tiger.  Drab and Valdez critique Vinny and Joe's Friday call-in to The Junkies.  Examine EB's lack of tailgate preparation and his need for approval of his New York friends.  Did we catch Cakes in a white lie about his Happy Meals?  Plus the inside skinny on the show's Champion's Dinner.

Happy Thursday, Bitties.  Drab is officially big time and has his own spots and the other producers in the office are jealous of his extra money.  The producers vent about Open Line Thursday.  Why is Pablo Francisco so polarizing?....And Drab and Valdez stand firm with their distaste of 2022 being Short King Summer.