BJ & Jamie

 BJ thinks this is his chance to prove he is manly to his wife by fixing his hot water heater. Do you think that is a good idea? 

A man staying at the Venetian woke up to a sin city stinger on his privates. A scorpion had found its way into his bed and stung him three times.

JJ McCarthy, the quarterback from Michigan, did an interview where he was asked a series of questions that predict where a player will be draft. His answers predict that he will be here in Denver. 

Hour 2 - Jamie's son showed her a new app called YUKA. The app scans bar codes of foods and cosmetics and gives them a rating out of 100 based on how much processed crap is in them. JJ McCarthy, the quarterback from Michigan, did an interview where he was asked a series of questions that predict where a player will be draft. His answers predict that he will be here in Denver. A man staying at the Venetian woke up to a sin city stinger on his privates. A scorpion had found its way into his bed and stung him three times. There is a stripper in Las Vegas who says she has nudes of Prince Harry and she'll be posting them on her OnlyFans. 

Jamie's son showed her a new app called YUKA. The app scans bar codes of foods and cosmetics and gives them a rating out of 100 based on how much processed crap is in them. 

Hour 1 - BJ's hot water heater broken yesterday! He didn't know it broke until his wife said she had to take a cold shower. Kourtney Kardashian says she is an autosexual.

Today is Super Tuesday! The deli in the lobby of our office building has been closed. They really never had a great chance because of the pandemic. Jason Kelce is retiring. Comedian Nick Swardson was doing a show in Beaver Creek where he started berating the audience. The club owner kicked him off the stage and gave everyone a refund. The Denver Broncos will take an 82 million dollar cap hit after cutting Russel Wilson. Jamie has been talking to a man she calls Chewy. Last night he compared Jamie to Beth Dutton from the show Yellowstone. Jamie was not happy after she learned more about who Beth is and who she is. There is a new creamer that is meant to put into soda. Studies show that EVs lose their value faster than gas vehicles. The degradation of the battery has a bigger impact on resale value than a used gas engine. Facebook is down for everyone right now. How much money did Russel pull in from playing for the Denver Broncos? Prince William had to miss a memorial service and the royal family sent Prince Andrew in his place. People did not like that. Miami has put out a PSA asking people to not come and party for spring break. They will have more police presence, 100 dollar parking, and increased DUI check points.

Miami has put out a PSA asking people to not come and party for spring break. They will have more police presence, 100 dollar parking, and increased DUI check points.

Hour 4 -  Prince William had to miss a memorial service and the royal family sent Prince Andrew in his place. People did not like that. Miami has put out a PSA asking people to not come and party for spring break. They will have more police presence, 100 dollar parking, and increased DUI check points.

Hour 3 - Studies show that EVs lose their value faster than gas vehicles. The degradation of the battery has a bigger impact on resale value than a used gas engine. Facebook is down for everyone right now. How much money did Russel pull in from playing for the Denver Broncos?