Dave and Alonso travel to far-flung locales with Beyoncé and Gemma Arterton, visit the queer past, and witness the scariest Zoom meeting ever. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, 'til I find the righteous one, computer blue.

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