Oh hello! Didn't see you come in! This week, Enrique seems to have cut himself up real good! Scientists have discovered marsupials who f*ck themselves to death! Shia: crazy or not? Caitlyn Jenner seems to be a big story. Godzilla is the newest ambassador for Japan! A drunk sets up a fake dui check point! Plus, this week's wi-five! Our greatest episode so far? Time will tell!