Body Counts And Beer

Slam your head into a floating brick, eat a plant the size of your head and throw fire everywhere! This week, we're discussing the cinematic fungal infection known as SUPER MARIO BROS.! Pray for us.

Listen in as we cover every little bit of nothing and everything in between: an appreciation of Laura Dern! A Power Glove lament! Possible Infinity War spoilers! Just what the hell are goombas anyway? The bizarre song selection at The Lizard Lounge! Jon knows too much about Nintendo execs of the late 80s/early 90s! PLUS: We finally add live harmonica to the proceedings, and we're all the worse for it.

Sorry about the fan noise. It was too hot to record without it!

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BEEPboopZAPwaaaaaaah! Those are video game sounds! This week, for our 50th Minisode, we're doing NOTHING SPECIAL! Instead, we're just discussing our FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES, because next week we're discussing the cinematic trash fire that is Super Mario Bros.

Listen in as we basically yell "You remember this? OOH YOU REMEMBER THAT!?" a lot: we definitively answer whether the Zelda series is an RPG! Real life applications for using the Truck Stick! Somehow Night Trap is mentioned! We definitively answer whether the Madden series in an RPG! More hate for The Water Temple! A bonus round of Favorite Consoles! PLUS: Mark names his RPG characters like a 10 year old.

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Can you smell what the most electrifying name in sports entertainment is cooking with Dr. Billy Kronk of Chicago Hope? This week we're discussing the 2003 Rock v. Walken epic THE RUNDOWN!

Listen as we continue our trend of goofing on doofy movies with all the digressions you can handle: Mark gets an education in Super Smash Bros! Beck stuff! Jon misidentifies the She's Gotta Have It TV show as a She Hate Me TV show! An serious rumination on actors that have hung dong! Jack Warner v. Macho Man! And introducing: THE BEEF PIPER!

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Once again we dip our toes in the well of professional fight 'em ups! This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE WRESTLERS TURNED ACTORS! And yes, this is completely different than our previous minisode about our Favorite Rasslers. Kind of.

Join us, won't you, as we cover every base in between the Hulkster and r/potatosalad: a brief appreciation of Stiegl Radler! Mark LOVES Magic Mike XXL! A brief depreciation of the CD-i Zelda games! More ICP talk! Mark misidentifies a Cardigans song! And we realize we've never seen most of these guys even wrestle!

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PROGRAMMING NOTE: At the 11 minute mark, the internet gets mad at us for ripping on Hackers. Sorry, we're n00bs.

Silicon Samurais and Keyboard Cowboys UNITE! This week, because Jon Rooney is a monster and hates everything, we're discussing the 1995 l33tspeak "classic HACKERS!

Listen as we try to discuss anything and everything BESIDES this mess of a movie: Mark reps buying ICP gear at Hot Topic! Patrick loses his mind during Bullet Points! Jon has harsh words for vapes! The (sad) return of Favorite Mall Restaurants! Clove cigarettes: yay or nay? PLUS: We reveal our first AOL screen names!

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Guess what? We just bought the audio equivalent of a Flux Capacitor! Now, we're going to use it to revisit our FAVORITE TIME CAPSULE MOVIES! The films that we believe came to define their respective generations, plus some honorable mentions.

Make sure you're strapped in, because when we hit the ground running, you'll hear some serious shit: Mark has kind words for The Swayze and harsh words for Citizen Kane! We remember PCU for reasons! A brief history lesson on the pricing of VHS tapes! Patrick doesn't know when movies happen! More! And etc!

PLUS: if you know what the name of Dennis Rodman's cryptocurrency is, let us know! We could Google it, but we don't want to end up on a list somewhere.

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It's a familiar story: boy meets girl, girl dies, boy gets puppy, puppy dies, boy massacres entire Russian mafia. You may recognize the first part from Pixar's Up, but the second part is pure JOHN WICK! This week, we're finally tackling Keanu Reeves at his steely, bloodthirsty apex!

Join us, won't you, for a stimulating discussion of all things John Wick, as well as all other things: Mark details how he came to play Snoopy in just the second act of "You're A Good Man Charlie Brown," an appreciation of Lance Reddick, Patrick has harsh words for miners of cryptocurrency, an appreciation of Dean Winters, Jon becomes the Michael Winslow of our generation, and we discuss the difficulties of not killing Willem Dafoe. PLUS: we clear up a common misconception about the term "cornholer."

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VROOM-VROOM! This onomatopoeia is brought to you by this week's long overdue minisode: FAVORITE MOVIE CAR! We've talked boats, spaceships, Simpsons, Action Movie Musicals and created the Demolition Man Extended Universe, but only NOW did it occur to us to talk cars. We're idiots.

Shift into whatever the highest gear is and listen as we take a brief moment to educate Jon on the glory of the PT Cruiser! Take a few potshots at Tim Burton's Batman! Reminisce about the Family Values Tour 1999! Plus, something something Smokey and the Bandit might be a ripoff.

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On this week's minisode, we're discussing our FAVORITE SIMPSONS EPISODES! Why? Because why the hell not! We've already covered boats, cars, planes, jails, etc. Why not take a break and check in with our thoughts about everybody's favorite family from Evergreen Terrace!

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No minisode this week, so you'll just have to make due with another (vaguely) timely full episode. This week, in advance of Solo: A Star Wars Story, we're taking a look at the first time Ron Howard participated in a George Lucas-adjacent film: 1988's WILLOW!

Join us as we follow the Fellowship of the Curly Haired Baby and discuss anything and everything that matter and don't: Mark defends Quebec against the vicious assault of Jon! We learn there's a reason none of us are parents! The epic case of Spawn v. Ghost Rider! The secret origins of both Chewbacca AND Michael Jackson's "Panther Dance!" A sweet Alex Krycek reference! PLUS: the unwanted and unwarranted return of Favorite Mall Restaurants!

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