Body Counts And Beer

It's that time again boys and girls! Time for your inveterate hosts to fritter away their noon time, supper time, chore time too! Why? We busy. Really? Prolly not.

Anyhoo...

Enjoy this random melange of deleted clips from the last few episodes, including our hot takes on such timely topics as Orson Welles' The Third Man, Big League Chew, whether Patrick will ever be friends with Baloo the Bear, a brief detour into punching Nazis, and a dissection of the nightmare Mark has every time he tries to end an episode. PLUS! Stick around to the end for a VERY SPECIAL tribute to the man, the myth, the legend...THE SWAYZE.

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When it comes to Body Counts and Beer, all you have to do is follow three simple rules: never underestimate your action movie, take it outside, and be nice…until it's time to watch the 1989 Rowdy Herrington classic ROAD HOUSE! Joining us again this week is special guest Jen Ducharme of Glitterbomb fame!

Did we drink a little extra this week? ABSOLUTELY. Do we veer off topic a little extra this week? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. We cover a little bit of everything: the startlingly low number of buildings in Jasper, Missouri, Jon's fear of sentient knives, businesses which require employees to wear red shirts, throat rippin' and monster truckin', Ray Romano and Brad Garrett pop by, and we finally find out who has Cronenberg-ian chest hair. PLUS: We introduce the Sploosh Zone!

Thanks again to our special guest Jen Ducharme! For more information about Glitterbomb Comedy, check out their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/GlitterbombComedy/

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What is that sound? That delightful, otherworldly sound? Why, it's our special guest Jen Ducharme (of Glitterbomb fame)! She joins us for a rousing minisode discussing something very near and dear to all of our livers: our FAVORITE FICTIONAL BARS!

Yes, in honor of next week's ROAD HOUSE episode, we're talking about our favorite bars, pubs, taverns, cantinas and strip clubs from film and television. So crack open a High Life and find out the limit Jon will spend on a dildo! Say hi to the weirdo stripper from Sopranos Season 3! George Lucas drops by for a little Star Wars history lesson! Discover which of us have been to a sex shop, and what we bought there! And for the first time ever, Body Counts and Beer reviews a DVD extra! What Would Dalton Do? Find out by listening! Plus more...ALL THE MORE!

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Call us Snake, call us Plissken, just don't call us late for dinner! This week, we're discussing the 1981 John Carpenter cult classic ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! That's right, we heard the clarion call of our Twitter followers, and allowed this non-action packed action movie into the club.

There's not a lot of plot to this one, so we did what we do best: dick around goof 'em ups! We're covering all the important bases here: the power of Lee Van Cleef's name, what happens when you mix Sting with Shakespeare's Puck, a jazz hole, DICK WARLOCK!, the worst Lorne Michaels impression ever, Phineas Gage: Head Trauma Vampire Hunter, and we introduce the Chief Brody Extended Universe!

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Time flies when you're drinking to excess and goofing on action movies, which explains how we missed our true one year anniversary. So, instead of pretending like it's not important to us and moving on like the cool dudes we are, we're dedicating this very special minisode to our ONE YEAR PODVERSARY SPECIAL!

We're discussing our Favorite Movies we've watched for the show, our Least Favorite Movies, our Biggest Surprises, some Honorable Mentions and, of course, KY Muscle Grease! Plus, get a behind the scenes look into the recording process. Plus plus, a few of our favorite celebrity friends stop by to mumble some nonsense.

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It took us 30 episodes, 25 minisodes and 4357.8 terrible impressions of Werner Herzog, but we finally did it: WE WATCHED A STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE! *Air Horn Sound* *Air Horn Sound* That's right, this week we're discussing the 1992 military industrial complex-themed porno known as UNDER SIEGE!

We start with full penetration and we never look back! This episode has a little bit of everything: the Lovecraftian horror of Busey in drag, celebrity chef night at Planet Hollywood, new uses for Siri, PIES!, Chekhov's Cake, SPORTS FIGHTS!, and boat stuff, all in service of cinema's most extended dick metaphor! Plus: Mark erases the contents of Jon's phone to stop him from proving Mark wrong!

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Let us know what you liked, what you disliked, what reminded you of Big Trouble in Little China, your favorite sports fight, or what movie to watch next!

Ahoy maties! Shiver your timbers up to the Crow's Nest and turn to starboard because this week we are sailing the high seas of some other nautical reference! In advance of next week's UNDER SIEGE episode, we're discussing our FAVORITE MOVIE BOATS!

Listen as your three Captains wrest for control of the podcast, and barely talk about the boats they chose to talk about! We got Johnny Depp! We got Wilt Chamberlain! We got Cheddar Bay Biscuits! Floating Red Lobsters! Angry, drunk fisherman! And all of the more!

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Yippee ki-yay to all you Mister Falcon's out there! Body Counts and Beer is BACK and we're discussing one of the pantheon action flicks of all time: DIE HARD! Finally. Seriously, it is the entire reason we started this podcast to begin with, and it took us a YEAR to get there.

We got a little bit of everything this week: we unleash the full power of Jon Rooney's sports knowledge, we discover our freaky sexual fetishes, a brief geography lesson of Wisconsin, the literal magic of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the intricacies of cocaine storage and, obviously, our cereal preferences. We also debut a collection of potential Body Counts and Beer spinoff episodes, up to and including the Jon Rooney Shakespeare Corner!

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Let us know what you liked, what you didn't like, what filled you with the confidence to finally ask out your secret crush, what movie to watch next, etc, more or what kind of bagels you like!

Next week we're finally talking the decidedly non-Shane Black film DIE HARD! So for this very special minisode, we're pulling a move right from the creatively bankrupt playbook of 80's and 90's Hollywood. That's right, we're talking our favorite "Die Hard In A...'s"!

Remember when the elevator pitch for every action movie was "Die Hard in a boat," "Die Hard in a zoo," "Die Hard in a church," and etc? We're taking the time to celebrate our favorite Die Hard Clones this week, and we cover all the bases: the new Mamet play "Speed The Bus," 90's Seagal's only weakness, Chuck Norris not kicking for once, Patrick picks a movie we're pretty sure he's never even seen, more and all the more! BONUS: the jazziest outro music three white guys could ever create with their mouths.

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Let us know what you liked, what you detested, what made you wanna get up and dance, your opinion on Koala Yummies, or what movie to watch next!

Yee-haw! Time to throw on some spurs and ass-less chaps, saddle up and vendetta ride back into the podcast wasteland! Body Counts and Beer is back and this week we are discussing the 1993 Kurt Russell western TOMBSTONE!

Listen as we cover all the requisite bases of the 90's oater: terrible pizza jokes, terrible nicknames, how Val Kilmer was green screened into the film, the eternal debate of Juggler v. Juggalo, the greatest post script to a film ever, Captain Rob Roy, more, etc and MORE!

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