Body Counts And Beer

Body Counts And Beer

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  • MINISODE 23 - Favorite Bill Paxton Performance
    After a brief hiatus, the Body Counts and Beer crew is back to continue regaling you with booze-inflected action film regalia! On this week's minisode, we're paying tribute to the inimitable Bill Paxton.
    Listen as we cover all the bases, like how Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen are related, how many boats Jon has been on, the importance of showing off for Paul Reiser, more Predator 2, a brief glimpse into a Tombstone joke for next week, and how Mark prefers to travel to the theater.
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    Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you're looking forward to, what your winning lottery numbers are, how many toes you have, what movie to watch next, etc, or more!
    17 min
  • The 80's Action Hero School of Firearm Accuracy
    The 80's Action Hero School of Firearm Accuracy is now accepting enrollment! Through a sponsor partnership, we are providing you the first lesson here FOR FREE!
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    Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you loved, what you need more of in your life and what seasoning you like on your catfish. We're fans of Old Bay!
    8 min
  • Episode 27 - Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
    We did it. It's finally over. The long national nightmare is complete. NO MORE STAR WARS! We've come to the conclusion of our trek through the Star Wars Saga with THE FORCE AWAKENS. Yes, we know Rogue One is a thing. We'll get there eventually. We need a break.
    Until we get back to a world of Cages, Van Dammes and Stallone, come with us on a journey through the mind of #JarJarAbrams! We cover everything possible: Ben Burtt's masterful sonic soundscape of farts, the poor quality of Jakku's goons, proper robot impersonation etiquette, an exciting new .com startup for In-and-Out Burger, Patrick gets lost in ZZ TOP Land, and, hey, did you know STAR WARS IS BACK!?
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    Let us know what you like, what you hate, what you love, what you despise, what your favorite Yahoo Serious movie is, etc, and more!
    1 hr 25 min
  • BONUS EPISODE THE THIRD, Jr. Esq. THE SECOND III
    Due to absolutely NO DEMAND, we are scrapping your regularly scheduled Minisode, because we didn't record one! Instead, you get BONUS EPISODE THE THIRD, Jr. Esq. THE SECOND III!
    In all seriousness, we skipped the minisode this week because we are all very busy comedian/actor/creative types and didn't have the time. But hey, we got some good stuff in here: we crap on the Star Wars Expanded Universe, we crap on Big, Jon craps on Bronson, Mark craps on Screech, and Patrick once again takes the high road!
    PLUS: Exclusive BONUS EPISODE THE THIRD, Jr. Esq. THE SECOND III Theme Song!
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    Tell us what you liked, what you hated, any questions/queries you may have, or movie recommendations.
    22 min
  • Episode 26 - Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
    WE'RE OH SO CLOSE! We are now officially 1/7th away from finishing the Star Wars Saga (not counting Rogue One; we'll get there eventually)! This week we discuss 1983's RETURN OF THE JEDI, possibly the greatest movie ever in which someone returns.
    We have a little bit of everything for you this week: Jon's deep hatred of Charles Bronson, super timely references to Harry Chapin, Billy Joel, Jim Croce, and Steve Winwood, the secret origin of Abe Froman: The Sausage King of Chicago, the merits of droid torture, some technical difficulties, etc, the definition of "jungle" and more!
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    Let us know what you liked, what you didn't, what inspired you to commit an act of selflessness, what gave you gas, etc, or etc!
    1 hr 28 min
  • Minisode 22 - Favorite Non-Star Wars George Lucas Movies
    WE'RE BACK! We've settled our dispute with the dreaded Crimson Permanent Technical Difficulty (sort of) and are here to bring you our brand new minisode: FAVORITE NON-STAR WARS GEORGE LUCAS MOVIES! That title really rolls off the tongue, eh?
    We're covering all the bases here: robot cops, greased up Germans, painful divorces, monkey brains, the promise of Jon Rooney hating on Charles Bronson, Patrick carelessly mixing multiple Indiana Jones movies, and Mark screaming like a madman! PLUS: David Bowie and Matthew McConaughey drop by!
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    Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you want for Christmas, what you want for Arbor Day, what movie to watch next, or etc!
    22 min
  • BONUS - My Brain Is Broken: Live at The Public House Theatre
    Due to technical difficulties, our regularly scheduled minisode of Body Counts and Beer will be delayed. However, we don't want you to go without mirth and merrymaking for another week, so we've decided to share with you a bonus episode of sorts: co-host Mark's debut comedy album!
    Recorded live at The Public House Theatre this past November, MY BRAIN IS BROKEN is a journey through the bizarre and fractured mind of comedian Mark Rosenthal (of Body Counts and Beer fame!)! There's a little bit of everything inside: Predator, Congo, being stabbed, insider secrets of the pharmacy trade, wisdom, facts, more, etc, and more!
    We'll be back next week (if not sooner) with our new minisode AND our look at 1983's Return of the Jedi! In the meantime, please subscribe and rate and review!
    56 min
  • Episode 25 - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    We're almost there! Body Counts and Beer is in the home stretch of it's ongoing coverage of the Star Wars Saga. This week we discuss 1980's EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! And we discuss it at length. GREAT LENGTH.
    We got a little bit of everything this time around: Mark hates Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer, a gypsy curse makes the lights go out, what happened to Jon's dog, the correct pronunciation on AT-AT, the alternate timeline featuring 70s musicians starring in tween sitcoms, and we discover how Patrick gets his Krispy Kremes. BONUS: a new game called CAN YOU FREEZE GAS?
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    Tell us what you liked, what you hated, what we missed, what we hit too hard, where we can get a good gyro, or what movies to watch next!
    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode 24 - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
    Not so long ago, in an apartment not so far away, but not really close either... BODY COUNTS AND BEER! Insert bombastic orchestral score and floating yellow text explaining we've finally made it to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, putting us 4/8* of our way through the Star Wars Saga!
    This week we've got a little bit of everything for you to enjoy: 1950's Good Housekeeping tips, an abruptly aborted song parody, we finally determine what "The Touch" is, Ken Burns' Civil War: Special Edition, our new favorite charity Vader's Kids, and we announce the founding of the Body Counts and Beer Accents Class. All this and Patrick blatantly missing a great cue on this week's Body Counts and Beer!
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    Tell us what you liked, what you hated, what you tolerated, what reminded you of gingersnaps, how your holidays were, or what movie to watch next!
    *NOTE: We refuse to simplify fractions. They know what they did.
    1 hr 32 min

About Body Counts And Beer

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BODY COUNTS AND BEER is a weekly podcast in which comedians Mark Rosenthal, Patrick Bromley and Jonathan Rooney Taylor watch action movies, drink beer and discuss. Along the way they will celebrate the best kills, the worst war crimes and, of course, the highest of body counts.